quoof

When a man farts (blows air) out of his penis. Like a quief, only its when a guy does it. There is no scientific proof that this can happen.. but it is fun to say.

"Dude, whats that smell?"
"Ew, did you fart?"

"Nah i just quoofed."

by AmandaMaddy May 10, 2008

quoof

(1)the expulsion of air out of the penis
(2)similar to the queef

Did you hear how loud his quoof was?

by will June 01, 2004

quoof

What you say when you know the shot you're taking (in a game of basketball) is gonna be so wet, it sounds like a guy biting a apple. (Wet meaning "all net")

Paulo: Who wants to get shit on?
Stru: *goes and D's paulo so Stru puts his hand in his face as Paulo takes the shot*
Shot: *quoof*
Paulo: SHIT ON NIGGAS DOT COM!!

by NotMattStru December 16, 2009

Quoof

A roaring queef. It is usually made by fat chicks.

And then she let out this huge quoof.

by CaptainQuoof November 03, 2007

Quoof

When a girl goes this, and only this.. opens her legs and sucks in air through her pussy, that is a quoof.

Me:
“Omg Sam is quoofing!”

by SamWeewee January 21, 2024

Quoof

When a girl goes this, and only this.. opens her legs and sucks in air through her pussy. Finds a great time to put her cooter in your face and BAM, Quoof.

Me:
“Omg Sam just quoofed on me!”

by SamWeewee January 21, 2024