The transgender women wore an earn to the beach today and you could almost have mistaken her for a biological female if it wasn't for the bulge in her panties.
by Extremityman December 02, 2023
by Extremityman July 11, 2023
A Hollandaise sauce derivative using monosodium glutamate (MSG), garlic powder, white pepper, white wine vinegar, green jalapeño sauce (eg, Tabasco), melted cheese (such as cheddar or Boursin), and a reduced amount of melted butter.
Fawnia: This eggs benedict is delicious, Fallon, but this doesn't taste like regular Hollandaise sauce.
Fallon: This sauce is called huckshwunt. It's a derivative of Hollandaise sauce containing cheese and spices.
Fallon: This sauce is called huckshwunt. It's a derivative of Hollandaise sauce containing cheese and spices.
by Extremityman December 02, 2023
Aurelius: Did you take a piss inside Connie's pussy again while having sex with her?
Arlo: Yes, I ungshwunked her. She also ungshwunked me at the same time, so we ungshwunked each other simultaneously.
Arlo: Yes, I ungshwunked her. She also ungshwunked me at the same time, so we ungshwunked each other simultaneously.
by Extremityman November 01, 2023
Kendric: Hey, Osvaldo, quick question. I'm looking at sex dolls online and one says it has certified woozle orifices. What's that?
Osvaldo: Woozle is lab-grown rat vaginal tissue. Sex doll creators use woozle because of the ethics concerns of using lab-grown human vaginal tissue.
Osvaldo: Woozle is lab-grown rat vaginal tissue. Sex doll creators use woozle because of the ethics concerns of using lab-grown human vaginal tissue.
by Extremityman November 01, 2023
An exclamation of stupidity.
Tim: Hello, I work with com-puters, dooh.
Tim's assistant: His name is Tim goes dooh.
Tim: My friend, Dawh Guy, goes "dawh."
Dawh Guy: Dawh-awh-awh Dawh-awh-awh Dawh-awh, Dawh-awh-awh Dawh-awh-awh Dawh-awh.
Tim: Goes dooh. Goes dooh.
Tim's assistant: His name is Tim goes dooh.
Tim: My friend, Dawh Guy, goes "dawh."
Dawh Guy: Dawh-awh-awh Dawh-awh-awh Dawh-awh, Dawh-awh-awh Dawh-awh-awh Dawh-awh.
Tim: Goes dooh. Goes dooh.
by Extremityman October 17, 2023
Boaz: What are they doing in that porn video? Are they dancing while having sex?
Aziel: Yes, they are. That's called ushu. A common sex position for ushu is doggy-style.
Aziel: Yes, they are. That's called ushu. A common sex position for ushu is doggy-style.
by Extremityman October 22, 2023