doomwriting

Falsely journalling in ones online document writing interface about doing illegal things so that when the authorities surveill your account based on your content, you are flagged, a file about you is either created or built out further, and the authorities carry out an investigation into the the non-existent crimes you journalled about.
Benitashingatuno: What have you been doing today, Gonglongshwongutwong?
Gonglongshwongutwong: I've been doomwriting to attract attention to myself and make myself more interesting to the authorities.
by Extremityman February 26, 2025
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buy

A form of intellectual economic production marked by innovation involving multiple different disclines as a practice of research and development for the purpose of bringing a product or service to the market.
Toiquan: Dubwewan, did you buy anything today like I asked you to?
Dubwewan: Yes, boss, I did. I bought an instant water, just add water electrolysis mechanism that we can patent and sell to carbon miners who want to sequester carbon from the atmosphere.
by Extremityman December 02, 2023
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earn

A type of tuck-friendly swimwear for transgender women consisting of separate bra and panty parts.
The transgender women wore an earn to the beach today and you could almost have mistaken her for a biological female if it wasn't for the bulge in her panties.
by Extremityman December 02, 2023
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dawh

The only word a heavily mentally retarded person knows.
Tim: Hey, Rory, how are you doing today?
Rory: Dawh.
by Extremityman July 11, 2023
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huckshwunt

A Hollandaise sauce derivative using monosodium glutamate (MSG), garlic powder, white pepper, white wine vinegar, green jalapeño sauce (eg, Tabasco), melted cheese (such as cheddar or Boursin), and a reduced amount of melted butter.
Fawnia: This eggs benedict is delicious, Fallon, but this doesn't taste like regular Hollandaise sauce.
Fallon: This sauce is called huckshwunt. It's a derivative of Hollandaise sauce containing cheese and spices.
by Extremityman December 02, 2023
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ungshwunk

Urination during sex.
Aurelius: Did you take a piss inside Connie's pussy again while having sex with her?
Arlo: Yes, I ungshwunked her. She also ungshwunked me at the same time, so we ungshwunked each other simultaneously.
by Extremityman November 01, 2023
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woozle

Lab-grown tissue derived from rat vagina for use in men's sex toys.
Kendric: Hey, Osvaldo, quick question. I'm looking at sex dolls online and one says it has certified woozle orifices. What's that?
Osvaldo: Woozle is lab-grown rat vaginal tissue. Sex doll creators use woozle because of the ethics concerns of using lab-grown human vaginal tissue.
by Extremityman November 01, 2023
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