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A homosexual conforming to the stereotypical standards and norms of the gay community. A "status QUO hoMOsexual".
"Only a quomo would watch Will and Grace." the non-conformist homosexual declared.
Quomo by TheJunoHopper January 28, 2014
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From the spanish word 'como' meaning 'how'. Its used as the word HOW or what when you dont understand something. Also can mean a mediterranean way to do samething. Has nothing to do with queer nor homo.
We have to resolve this; let's think quomo.
quomo by Bohoe September 14, 2003

Chomo Quomo 

Sex-Offending Politician
Don't you hate it when politicians get caught being a Chomo Quomo.
Chomo Quomo by Da Ghetto Dr Suess August 10, 2021
A floatie turd; a log of poop that is bouyant enough to float on the top of water.
I ate a bunch of carbs and fat these last few days and lately all the turds I've been deucing into the toilet have been quofos because they all float on top at the water line. See them in this photo I took with this smartphone? But, enough about me on a first date. So how's your lunch?
quofo by Extremityman October 17, 2023
a top tier, queer theory-drenched, pornsick, cantankerous, science-denying, child-grooming degenerate with no regard for sexual morals or boundaries.

Doesn't bathe. Doesn't clean the room. Has rainbow-y hair. Thinks biological sex is fake. Browses kiddie porn. Fancies having sex with parents/siblings. Has feminist rape fantasies.
Judith Butler is the mother of all quoomers.
quoomer by Plasticinemoidcimer January 30, 2022
1. My stomach feels quombly after that burrito.

2. The picture on the TV's all quombly.
quombly by Wesuvius December 12, 2010
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