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noun: Penile flatulence (air or gas escaping from the penis through the urethra), a.k.a. a dick fart.

verb: To emit penile flatulence.

ETYMOLOGY: "Quofe" is the male form of queef.

NOTE: Quofes are a rare phenomenon compared to queefs because it is much harder for air to become stuck in a man's urethra than in a woman's comparatively larger vagina. Quofes occur most frequently after a catheter has been inserted into the penis and removed, leaving air trapped in the bladder or urethra.
After Reginald's catheter was removed, whenever he tried to piss, he would quofe and splatter urine everywhere.
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The masculine form of a queef.
Ha ha, my penis just quofed! Look at me, Im from Holland! Ha Ha!!
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guy 1: woah dude i just quofed!
guy 2: like a penis fart?
guy 1: yes!
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When your penis has a queef
Arnold was chillin until he farted from the front of his pants therefore he had a quofe
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