quofe

noun: Penile flatulence (air or gas escaping from the penis through the urethra), a.k.a. a dick fart.

verb: To emit penile flatulence.

ETYMOLOGY: "Quofe" is the male form of queef.

NOTE: Quofes are a rare phenomenon compared to queefs because it is much harder for air to become stuck in a man's urethra than in a woman's comparatively larger vagina. Quofes occur most frequently after a catheter has been inserted into the penis and removed, leaving air trapped in the bladder or urethra.

After Reginald's catheter was removed, whenever he tried to piss, he would quofe and splatter urine everywhere.

by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005

quofe

The masculine form of a queef.

Ha ha, my penis just quofed! Look at me, Im from Holland! Ha Ha!!

by Pie January 7, 2004

quofe

a penis fart

guy 1: woah dude i just quofed!
guy 2: like a penis fart?
guy 1: yes!

by jshitver2k69 November 16, 2016

Quofe

Queefing from your dick hole.

After they removed the catheter Tim Moehler ripped the loudest quofe from his dick hole.

by BSmitty50 September 16, 2023

Quofe

When your penis has a queef

Arnold was chillin until he farted from the front of his pants therefore he had a quofe

by Bjshejamsshjsnx November 27, 2018

Starlog Quote Humper

Any person or group of people that only accepts or uses the George Lucas quote from Starlog Magazine issue #337 from 2005 as the only definitive, end-all-be all, piece of evidence in an argument when debating whether or not the Star Wars Expanded Universe/Legends was canon to any degree prior to 2014. Due to their cognitive dissonance and confirmation bias, Starlog Quote Humpers do not accept any quote or piece of evidence that is not the Starlog Magazine quote, even if it is a statement from George Lucas that contradicts or goes back on his statements in the Starlog Quote, of which there are plenty that do. In addition, Starlog Quote Humpers often dismiss or reject any of Lucasfilm's or Lucasfilm employee's statements regarding canon policy used as evidence that favor the viewpoint of the EU being canon before 2014 as being "lesser secondhand sources of information."

While browsing online forums I came across many Starlog Quote Humpers posting that one George Lucas quote from Starlog Magazine.

by Ironinquisitor November 16, 2022

quofo

A floatie turd; a log of poop that is bouyant enough to float on the top of water.

I ate a bunch of carbs and fat these last few days and lately all the turds I've been deucing into the toilet have been quofos because they all float on top at the water line. See them in this photo I took with this smartphone? But, enough about me on a first date. So how's your lunch?

by Extremityman October 17, 2023