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a saying meaning this something is the bomb!
quoo by Monica April 6, 2003
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quoof • quook • Quoop • quoo • quood • quooverd • quoob • quooche • Quoodlarion • quoodling
a top tier, queer theory-drenched, pornsick, cantankerous, science-denying, child-grooming degenerate with no regard for sexual morals or boundaries.

Doesn't bathe. Doesn't clean the room. Has rainbow-y hair. Thinks biological sex is fake. Browses kiddie porn. Fancies having sex with parents/siblings. Has feminist rape fantasies.
Judith Butler is the mother of all quoomers.
quoomer by Plasticinemoidcimer January 30, 2022
A combination of shook and quaking meaning ultimate surprise and fear
I'm quook, there are so many people here
quook by Quooking September 20, 2017

quooketh 

the combination of being shooketh and quaking
Penelope saw such a great film; she was quooketh.
quooketh by hey.its.penelope January 23, 2018

Quoodlarion 

Is an S.T.D that eats from the outside in. It affects the female vagina or the anal area of a male. This disease is mention to kill its victum within 2 days. There is no cure. It is only obtained by being raped. It's the side effect of a penis being rammed, or shoved in the vagina or anus of a raped victum aginst their will.
After Jenny told Tommy no sex. Tommy proceeded to have sex anyway if Jenny liked it or not. She was raped and diagnost with Quoodlarion.
-one who claims to be an intellect, but is really full of shit.

-one who claims to be logical simply by throwing the word logic repetitively in a conversation.

-one who thinks a theory is an opinion.

-one who misrepresent the facts in the form of their own opinion.

-one who cuts you off in the middle of a conversation and assert their own opinion, which has nothing to do with the original conversation.

-one who thinks a monologue is a conversation.

-one who mispronounces certain words over and over again even though they have been corrected many times.

-one who believes to be cultural is to mimic others.

-one who has no culture.

-one who has no standards.

-a non sequitor (a quood wouldn't necessarily know what this means).
A quood rhymes with the word hood.

See examples above.
quood by Exposing the Quood April 16, 2010
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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