quinoah

Who would name their child quinoah.

Quinoah defines two parents who didn't love their child enough to actually give him/her a decent name

quinoah by Firekrackerinmybutt September 5, 2017

quinoa

A cheap staple food sold to gullible white middle-class people for many times its actual value.

Gullible white middle-class person: Oh, we only eat quinoa these days. It's more ethical than other crops; you can tell because it costs more, so it must be supporting the farmers who grow it.

quinoa by Flakey March 17, 2014

Lucifer's Quinoa 

A slang term for marijuana.

Mom: Devin, you had better not be smoking Lucifer's Quinoa in there!

Lucifer's Quinoa by dad b September 15, 2017

quinoa mom 

A relatively young mother, typically aged about 28-40, who spends a great deal of time on Pinterest, pureeing their own kale and avocado baby food, wearing floppy felt hats, pacifying their children with iPads, and sheltering them from any and every hardship that may come their way (e.g. paper cuts or skinned knees).

They can often be found plying their kids (who are usually named something like Mason, Brody, Clay, Piper, or Lennon) with pistachio ice cream from the local farmer's market, shopping for a new maxi dress at Anthropologie, or enjoying some avocado toast after a hot yoga session.

GIRL 1: "Did you see the photo that Jennifer posted of her kid, Atticus, eating an acai bowl?"

GIRL 2: "I know. She's SUCH a quinoa mom."

quinoa mom by Soup Starr May 6, 2017

creamy quinoa 

The yellow rubbery chunks in semen that occur when a man doesn't ejaculate for long period of time. It's caused by sugars and proteins that coagulate because of excess testosterone that hasn't been released through regular ejaculation. The appearance of this type of semen resembles the delicious yet pretentious cooked grain qiunoa in a disgusting cream sauce.

After three weeks of abstinence, Jeff jizzed creamy quinoa all over Susan's face.

creamy quinoa by Zubra May 19, 2018

Lettuce, Guacamole, Bacon, Tomato, Quinoa plus community

Another word for the LGBTQ+ community if you want to use it in an area full of homophobes.

Hey, do you support Lettuce, Guacamole, Bacon, Tomato, Quinoa plus community?

Yeah of course I do!

Lettuce, Guacamole, Bacon, Tomato, Quinoa plus community by LiLbLaCkId August 15, 2021

Quinoa Kid 

noun informal; A hipster. A sub culture of person who's love for quinoa, tight chinos and being able to say the liked something before it was cool defines them as a person. They can usually be found in over priced cafes ordering a complicated coffee served in the skin of an avocado.

Those damned Quinoa Kids ate all the avocado.

Quinoa Kid by Drew013 June 29, 2017