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A cheap staple food sold to gullible white middle-class people for many times its actual value.
Gullible white middle-class person: Oh, we only eat quinoa these days. It's more ethical than other crops; you can tell because it costs more, so it must be supporting the farmers who grow it.
quinoa by Flakey March 17, 2014

Californian Roulette 

Waking up each morning, wondering if today's the day that the Big One will hit. Played by every resident of and visitor to California, whether they wish to or not.
Dude 1: Why don't you move to somewhere where your entire city won't be levelled by an earthquake?
Dude 2: Nah, I don't really feel alive unless I'm playing Californian Roulette.
Californian Roulette by Flakey December 8, 2012

Tongue fu 

My tongue fu is strong!
Tongue fu by Flakey June 23, 2012

blue-bin thinking

Recycling the same old trash.

From the management fad for "blue-sky thinking", and the blue bins used for recycling household detritus.
Manager: We've got to get our ducks in a row on this new client project.
Worker: Let's do some blue-bin thinking, and really get the ideas flowing.
Manager: Don't you mean blue-sky thinking?
Worker: No, we should just re-use the same old crap we've always used.
blue-bin thinking by Flakey April 12, 2010
Back, sack, and crack.

A type of beauty treatment for men which involves having hair waxed from the aforementioned three areas. Usually employed by gay men, though not exclusively.
One: I got my BSC yesterday.
Two: A Bachelor of Science? Cool! What grade did you get?
One: No, doofus. I got waxed. I'm hairless. Wanna see?
Two: Wow! That's so smooth!
BSC by Flakey August 24, 2009
A khazi into which it would be suicidal to enter, typically because of the indescribably rank condition of it. Imagine Renton's toilet, in the movie Trainspotting.
Chap 1: I say, old bean, you don't want to go in there. It's a right old kamikhazi.
Chap 2: Good show, old fellow. Thanks for the warning. I'll use this much more savoury loo instead.
Kamikhazi by Flakey December 28, 2008

kamikaze weather 

Very cold weather, so named from the nasty nip in the air.
Fellow 1: Brrrr. It's bitterly cold out there, old bean.
Fellow 2: I couldn't agree more. It's definitely kamikaze weather. Wouldn't want to go out in it, that's for sure.
kamikaze weather by Flakey December 28, 2008