quinoa

A cheap staple food sold to gullible white middle-class people for many times its actual value.

Gullible white middle-class person: Oh, we only eat quinoa these days. It's more ethical than other crops; you can tell because it costs more, so it must be supporting the farmers who grow it.

by Flakey March 17, 2014

quinoa

A grain. Cook it like you would rice.

I had quinoa and roast vegetables for dinner.

by darius March 27, 2005

Quinoa

Gay rice

"What's quinoa?" "I don't know, gay rice."

by ShimonXI October 12, 2019

quinoa

a way to describe something that is very green, Eco-friendly, hippie mentality, ultra healthy living, way too relaxed.

That school is so quinoa, that don't have grades and all they do is sit on bean-bags all day playing on their iPhones.
Jenny is so quinoa; all she eats is blended vegetables, seeds and only drinks hint water.

by Rob Oto December 6, 2013

Quinoa

Used to describe when something is cool, but in a holistic vegan way.

Those tumbled amethyst crystals are very quinoa.

by Aslutfacedginger qu 2 we May 27, 2022

Quinoa

Used to describe something that is cool in a vegan or holistic way.

That girl over there is so quinoa!

by Aslutfacedginger qu 2 we May 30, 2022

Quinoa

Something that is cool in a vegan or holistic way.

That tumbled pyrite is so quinoa!

by Aslutfacedginger qu 2 we June 4, 2022