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When you have several hairs in your bum, and you also don't wipe. The hairs began to crust, and become more firm so it pokes around your bum.

Omg Becky, I totally have cactus ass.

by Firekrackerinmybutt September 05, 2017

Who would name their child quinoah.

Quinoah defines two parents who didn't love their child enough to actually give him/her a decent name

via giphy

by Firekrackerinmybutt September 05, 2017