Definitions by Firekrackerinmybutt

cactus ass

When you have several hairs in your bum, and you also don't wipe. The hairs began to crust, and become more firm so it pokes around your bum.

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Who would name their child quinoah.

Quinoah defines two parents who didn't love their child enough to actually give him/her a decent name

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