Protracted

A word once used by Chris Sails, this means to protect something.

Wherever I go ima make sure my girl is protracted.

by Datboicappin October 26, 2020

protracted cock

a throbbing dcik when hard bends at a precise 30 degree angle and it hurts alot. people with it kill themselves when they have to present

"bro its ashtons turn to present." bruv he has a protracted cock

by penisslayer69420 November 17, 2020

protecteded

Literally just protected, but with the extra "ed".

Don't be shook man's here, you're protecteded.

by CertifiedSucculent September 22, 2017

24 Protected

When a guy is protected 24 7 by either always wearing a condom or always carrying one in his wallet!

Chad : I want some fucky take off your clothes right now!
Kiersten : I would but Kmart's closed and we don't have any condoms sorry!
Chad: No worries I'm 24 Protected let's get fuckin!!
Kiersten : Ohh! Whip out that big cock of your's and stick it in!
Chad: Nice!!!

by SlopNChop December 11, 2016

Protractor Face

Ugly but with sharp features used as an insult. commonly used in PEI.

You and your friends all have protractor faces!!

by Shxhcjjcns January 17, 2015

federally protected wetlands

Jenna Bush's Snatch

Now that she's 18, I guess Jenna's federally protected wetlands are open for public drilling.

by Aesop April 30, 2004

protected left

n. When there is a green arrow at a traffic light permitting one to safely turn left (across traffic) while oncoming traffic must stop.

"We should take Diversey because there is a protected left onto Ashland."

by Kfunky October 26, 2006