porntracted 

when your distracted by porn

I was doing my homework but then i got porntracted.

porntracted by loveeeeeee January 11, 2009

pornstracted 

when your doing something on the net like looking up information for an essay or talking to a friend on msn but end up getting distracted looking @ porn ... can also use pr0nstracted if you think it sounds better

"hey man why wont you answer my questions?"
'oh sorry dude! i got pornstracted'

pornstracted by Martyr-Reb0rn January 16, 2008

pornitrated

When a website (particularly a forum/discussion site) has been infiltrated by porn, spammers, or other ill-meaning idiots who post completely irrelevant, useless material, thereby defeating the underlying purpose of the site.

orkut has a hell of a lot of good forums out there for people to connect, but too many of the popular ones have been totally pornitrated!

pornitrated by Geoff Lilley May 15, 2007

Protracted 

A word once used by Chris Sails, this means to protect something.

Wherever I go ima make sure my girl is protracted.

Protracted by Datboicappin October 26, 2020

protracted cock 

a throbbing dcik when hard bends at a precise 30 degree angle and it hurts alot. people with it kill themselves when they have to present

"bro its ashtons turn to present." bruv he has a protracted cock

protracted cock by penisslayer69420 November 17, 2020

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020