Protected 

Well hello SIR!

I DO SAY! Have you seen my cat?

Protected by asbhj December 2, 2003

protected left 

n. When there is a green arrow at a traffic light permitting one to safely turn left (across traffic) while oncoming traffic must stop.

"We should take Diversey because there is a protected left onto Ashland."

protected left by Kfunky October 26, 2006

Protected veteran 

A Veteran who has once served in the armed forces of this great country . The United States of America. Defends the people (civilians) if the gov't, decided to ever over through the American Citizens who I myself have raised my right hand and served. If that's not love, idk what is. In the army, there was no black,white and purple. There was only Green.HOOAH!!!!! Roger That.Out

Protected Veteran..
Real Recognize Real

Protected veteran by Combat Veteran February 21, 2017

protected species

A person in any sport who gets favourable treatment from the referee/umpire solely due to their reputation for being one of the best in their sport.

How could you have called a foul on me for that! Oh right, I forgot, Dave's a protected species.

protected species by great success March 29, 2010

protected class 

A member of a group that is marginalized in some way and not okay to joke about. Basically you can't make jokes (or employment decisions) based on any of the following variables: race, color, religion, national origin, age (40 and over), sex, veteran status, employment status, pregnancy, citizenship, having a family, having disabilities, and last but not least; DNA content.

So pretty much everybody is protected in some way.

Person 1: Get a job you lazy fuck.
Person 2: You can't say that. Unemployed persons are a protected class.
Person 1: How else am I supposed to tell you that you are a neanderthal?

Person 2: Did you really just make a comment about my DNA status? That's also a protected class. Go look up protected classes.
Person 1: looks it up that literally means that everybody in the world is a protected class in some way.
Person 2: I know. Isn't it great? Everybody is special!

protected class by rememberBP April 26, 2017

Protected bike lane 

Hiding collision participants from each other until the moment of impact.

When the cyclist was killed, he was riding in a protected bike lane. The driver who hit him claimed he never saw him.

Protected bike lane by BeeryUSA August 1, 2012

Protected sex 

The one thing guys don't do.

100% of men don't have protected sex

Protected sex by Your bud. Sex May 25, 2015