federally protected wetlands

Jenna Bush's Snatch

Now that she's 18, I guess Jenna's federally protected wetlands are open for public drilling.

by Aesop April 30, 2004

boar_king_of_mountains

🐗🐗💪💪🚫⚡ boss👍👍✅✅✅🚎🚎🚎🚎🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗👍👍👍👍 inosuke habishira🐗🐗👍

Tanjiro: "Inosuke, what is your TikTok username?"
Inosuke🐗💪: " boar_king_of_mountains Gampachiro."

by Aesop July 11, 2021

wolf gag

To gag someone with your finger while banging their ass, thus causing them to tighten up.

I wolf gagged my parole officer last night, he's my bitch!

by Aesop November 03, 2003

muddle of pud

Nirvana for frat assholes

Muddle of pud and date rape ROCK!!!

by aesop December 01, 2003

boar_king_of_mountains

imsowgwi be sbanshsvajwhvs

Tanjiro: "Inosuke chew with your mouth closed!"
boar_king_of_mountains: "No."

by Aesop July 11, 2021

rape ape

Professional Boxer Mike Tyson

Remember when Rape Ape bit off that Holifield guy's ear? That fucking ruled!

by Aesop April 30, 2004

maple bar

the area tween your genitals and pooper. The taint

My maple bar is like an itchy little bitch right now.

by aesop November 06, 2003