Aesop's definitions

wolf gag

To gag someone with your finger while banging their ass, thus causing them to tighten up.

I wolf gagged my parole officer last night, he's my bitch!

by Aesop November 3, 2003

maple bar

the area tween your genitals and pooper. The taint

My maple bar is like an itchy little bitch right now.

by aesop November 6, 2003

pussy hound

A guy who really likes pussy, really likes it.

I am a pussy hound!!!

by aesop November 6, 2003

hot rail

The act of heating up a glass tube, then snorting methamphetamine through it and exhaling smoke.

We were doing hot rails with Paul Baloff.

by aesop November 6, 2003

lumberjill

a butch dyke

That lumberjill over there looks like John fucking Goodman

by aesop December 1, 2003

muddle of pud

Nirvana for frat assholes

Muddle of pud and date rape ROCK!!!

by aesop December 1, 2003

federally protected wetlands

Jenna Bush's Snatch

Now that she's 18, I guess Jenna's federally protected wetlands are open for public drilling.

by Aesop April 30, 2004