n. When there is a green arrow at a traffic light permitting one to safely turn left (across traffic) while oncoming traffic must stop.
"We should take Diversey because there is a protected left onto Ashland."
n. a dark, creepy mass of air that looms over the land
"Morgan, you have to walk with me to the party because the rape fog is out tonight."
n. an extra tooth that appears in its own row and/or not with other aligned teeth. Cousin of the snaggle tooth. Effective tool for eating corn on the cob.
pl. corn pickers - can make up ENTIRE new row on corn-eating teeth
"Garret was done with his ear of corn first due to his ugly but efficient corn picker."
n. Someone who is addicted to tanning in any and all forms.
"Daniel looks like he's been hitting the booth all week. What a tanimal!"
n. hairstyle worn by women (and perhaps some men - God save you) in the late 1980's early 1990's. Specifically refers to front of hairline (aka bangs). Region is sprayed with hairspray, curled up with a roller brush and blown dry into place.
"Dude, your prom date in that pic totally had Bimbo Bangs!"
Substance that comes out of an elephant's ass at the circus.
"Ruh-roh. That clown just stepped in the fresh bread loaf."
n. Another word for foreskin or an uncircumsized penis.
"I hooked up with Jim last night and EW! He totes had extra cheese on his weiner."