Definitions by Kfunky

corn picker 

n. an extra tooth that appears in its own row and/or not with other aligned teeth. Cousin of the snaggle tooth. Effective tool for eating corn on the cob.

pl. corn pickers - can make up ENTIRE new row on corn-eating teeth

"Garret was done with his ear of corn first due to his ugly but efficient corn picker."

corn picker by Kfunky November 10, 2006

rape fog 

n. a dark, creepy mass of air that looms over the land

"Morgan, you have to walk with me to the party because the rape fog is out tonight."

rape fog by Kfunky November 10, 2006

Tanimal 

n. Someone who is addicted to tanning in any and all forms.

"Daniel looks like he's been hitting the booth all week. What a tanimal!"

Tanimal by Kfunky October 27, 2006

Gassed 

A verb used to describe what you just did to a bunch of beers.

Other Forms: gassin'

NOTE: can NOT be used in present form ie. "Let's go gas some beers." That is lame.

"Yo, I just gassed a sixer of PBR's in Donna's basement."

Gassed by Kfunky October 26, 2006

bread loaf 

Substance that comes out of an elephant's ass at the circus.

"Ruh-roh. That clown just stepped in the fresh bread loaf."

bread loaf by Kfunky October 26, 2006

protected left 

n. When there is a green arrow at a traffic light permitting one to safely turn left (across traffic) while oncoming traffic must stop.

"We should take Diversey because there is a protected left onto Ashland."

protected left by Kfunky October 26, 2006

extra cheese 

n. Another word for foreskin or an uncircumsized penis.

"I hooked up with Jim last night and EW! He totes had extra cheese on his weiner."

extra cheese by Kfunky October 26, 2006