procrackedinating

spending countless hours going through articles on cracked.com instead of doing real work, with the benefit of being oddly informed about random trivia.

"So I got online yesterday to work on my philosophy paper, but I ended up procrackedinating for like nine hours...I may have failed the class but now I know all about the '6 Most Poorly Thought Out Attempts at Insurance Fraud'!!!"

by Mr.C11 November 18, 2011

Procrackstinating

When you're on "crack-time" and preoccupied with everything other than the task at hand whilst high on methamphetamine.

Julie, clean the apartment, you're procrackstinating

by SunnyLimlim July 29, 2017

Procrackinating

Pro-crak-ee -nay-ting (verb) what one does when one is using methylamphetamine instead of doing what they SHOULD be otherwise doing.

Normal person: "Hey mate, what did you get up to on the weekend?"
Crack user: "weeeell, I was supposed to be cracktising (see other entry - "cracktise") my song for an audition on Sunday but instead I ended up procrackinating and missed my chance to be a famous singer. But I'm proud to say I'm now a fully-qualified cracktitioner with a CrD in specialist cracktivities"

by Khayejhaye March 25, 2022

Procracktinating

Procrastinating because you're high on crack. Usually involves talking about doing these things the whole time but never actually doing anything but crack.

I should have went to work instead of procracktinating!
Now I'm just high and drunk, and lost my job!

by Skidsy March 26, 2025