procrackedinating 

spending countless hours going through articles on cracked.com instead of doing real work, with the benefit of being oddly informed about random trivia.

"So I got online yesterday to work on my philosophy paper, but I ended up procrackedinating for like nine hours...I may have failed the class but now I know all about the '6 Most Poorly Thought Out Attempts at Insurance Fraud'!!!"

procrackedinating by Mr.C11 November 18, 2011

Procrackstinating 

When you're on "crack-time" and preoccupied with everything other than the task at hand whilst high on methamphetamine.

Julie, clean the apartment, you're procrackstinating

Procrackstinating by SunnyLimlim July 29, 2017

Procrackinating 

Pro-crak-ee -nay-ting (verb) what one does when one is using methylamphetamine instead of doing what they SHOULD be otherwise doing.

Normal person: "Hey mate, what did you get up to on the weekend?"
Crack user: "weeeell, I was supposed to be cracktising (see other entry - "cracktise") my song for an audition on Sunday but instead I ended up procrackinating and missed my chance to be a famous singer. But I'm proud to say I'm now a fully-qualified cracktitioner with a CrD in specialist cracktivities"

Procrackinating by Khayejhaye March 25, 2022

Procracktinating 

Procrastinating because you're high on crack. Usually involves talking about doing these things the whole time but never actually doing anything but crack.

I should have went to work instead of procracktinating!
Now I'm just high and drunk, and lost my job!

Procracktinating by Skidsy March 26, 2025

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022