protecteded 

Literally just protected, but with the extra "ed".

Don't be shook man's here, you're protecteded.

protecteded by CertifiedSucculent September 22, 2017

protecteded 

Protecteded is another word for saying protecteded. Make sure you are sufficicient when you say that! Yeye boom!

You gotta stay protecteded and dat, yeye boom!

protecteded by dg0006 September 22, 2017

24 Protected 

When a guy is protected 24 7 by either always wearing a condom or always carrying one in his wallet!

Chad : I want some fucky take off your clothes right now!
Kiersten : I would but Kmart's closed and we don't have any condoms sorry!
Chad: No worries I'm 24 Protected let's get fuckin!!
Kiersten : Ohh! Whip out that big cock of your's and stick it in!
Chad: Nice!!!

24 Protected by SlopNChop December 11, 2016

federally protected wetlands

Jenna Bush's Snatch

Now that she's 18, I guess Jenna's federally protected wetlands are open for public drilling.

federally protected wetlands by Aesop April 30, 2004

protected left 

n. When there is a green arrow at a traffic light permitting one to safely turn left (across traffic) while oncoming traffic must stop.

"We should take Diversey because there is a protected left onto Ashland."

protected left by Kfunky October 26, 2006

Protected veteran 

A Veteran who has once served in the armed forces of this great country . The United States of America. Defends the people (civilians) if the gov't, decided to ever over through the American Citizens who I myself have raised my right hand and served. If that's not love, idk what is. In the army, there was no black,white and purple. There was only Green.HOOAH!!!!! Roger That.Out

Protected Veteran..
Real Recognize Real

Protected veteran by Combat Veteran February 21, 2017

Will’s Famous Protected Sex 

Unprotected sex

“Previous partners have been comfortable with Will’s Famous Protected Sex.”

Will’s Famous Protected Sex by sab125 April 12, 2022