postwit

the incredibly funny/witty things you think of saying after a moment has passed.

Ugh, I had such a moment of postwit after my boss corrected me in front of my friends!

postwit by julietjen February 3, 2010

Poshwitz 

The beak , aka “poachy smalls”, botched , poshticles, chicken, james beak

Little farm animal that follows junior everywhere he goes, whom he’s the father to and such. Beak often eats cheese and sticks her beak where it shouldn’t be

Poshwitz can be found in juniors videos or tik toks. (@juniortrooper69, j bravo, etc)

Likes k pop and all those annoying things that unsettle juniors mood but he still loves her.

Unlike, chesapeake and kvampled

Poshwitz is closest to the forbidden one yet somewhat distant at the moment.

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Poshwitz is a chicken with feathers and better watch out before she gets a beak slap!

Junior: Come here beak I need ya to film this for me

Poshwitz: bok?

Junior; yea that’s right here hold the camera

Poshwitz: *proceeds to poke the camera with her beak

Junior: noooo! You deleted my footage, aw dang it, go back to your nest!

Poshwitz by Uggs bunny December 13, 2021

potwitter 

A person who updates their twitter or facebook account all the time, even when on the toilet or "pot." This would also be the couchpotato version of a tweeter. Someone who does nothing or little else.

Pronounced like a combination of potato and twitter. po' twitter

I can't believe I know everything about you. You're such a potwitter.

potwitter by Jayzie May 22, 2009

Postit 

A girl or guy who follows a specific person around then sticks onto a different person within a short time period.

"Ariel is such a postit. Did you see how she was following Matt around today?"
"I know. And tomorrow she'll probably stick onto another guy."

Postit by FML >.< June 23, 2013

prostwitution 

The arrangement of sexual activities over Twitter, often involving the exchange of goods or services for sex.

tommy45: @Jessica this is total prostwitution
Jessica: @frank10 DM me
frank10: @Jessica whatchoo need, girl?
Jessica: anyone wanna feel good? hit me up

prostwitution by alvinsnodgrass August 19, 2008

postitute

One that posts useless drivel in a forum for the sole purpose of raising his post count.

Synonym: postwhore

I wish Luke would post something useful some time. He's such a postitute.

postitute by birq September 18, 2006

PostIt nuts 

when you have so many PostIt notes that it drives you nuts.

My desktop is so full of PostIt notes that I am going postit nuts.

PostIt nuts by Opishka November 24, 2009