postitute
One that posts useless drivel in a forum for the sole purpose of raising his post count.
Synonym: postwhore
Synonym: postwhore
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Postitute
Excessively posting random statuses and links on Facebook resulting in friends hiding or deleting you to prevent further viewing.
"Did you see what Mandy posted just now? She's on a rampage!" "No, I was tired of constantly seeing her postitute herself on Facebook, so I hid her from my newsfeed."
Postitute by iFakeSarcasms November 13, 2011
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payroll prostitute
"The boss will never date you; he thinks that your beneath him. Your just his prostitute on the payroll. Your his payroll prostitute. "
payroll prostitute by Lorin B. October 15, 2008
plustitute
The act of using a naïve freshman at Cal Poly, San Luis Obispo for their Plus Dollars instead of friendship.
A: Hey, where did you get that frappuccino from?
B: Oh that? I just asked my plustitute to buy it for me.
B: Oh that? I just asked my plustitute to buy it for me.
plustitute by akubabe March 15, 2017
unpaid prostitute
A more polite way of saying "slut"; remember that a whore gets paid while a slut does the same work for free.
From SNL parody of Girls:
Jessa: I had sex with a cab driver, alright? It's called being free.
Blerta: You are prostitute?
Jessa: No, it's not prostitution if you don't get paid.
Blerta: You are UNPAID prostitute?!? You are lower than dog!
Jessa: I had sex with a cab driver, alright? It's called being free.
Blerta: You are prostitute?
Jessa: No, it's not prostitution if you don't get paid.
Blerta: You are UNPAID prostitute?!? You are lower than dog!
unpaid prostitute by Lorelili December 18, 2013
Princess gone Prostitute
Blog detailing the fashion faux pas of trashy chic. These girls don't understand that if you dress like a whore, you are a whore.
Princess gone Prostitute by princess not prostitute August 30, 2011