postitute

One that posts useless drivel in a forum for the sole purpose of raising his post count.

Synonym: postwhore

I wish Luke would post something useful some time. He's such a postitute.

by birq September 18, 2006

Postitute

Excessively posting random statuses and links on Facebook resulting in friends hiding or deleting you to prevent further viewing.

"Did you see what Mandy posted just now? She's on a rampage!" "No, I was tired of constantly seeing her postitute herself on Facebook, so I hid her from my newsfeed."

by iFakeSarcasms November 13, 2011