postitute

One that posts useless drivel in a forum for the sole purpose of raising his post count.

Synonym: postwhore

I wish Luke would post something useful some time. He's such a postitute.

postitute by birq September 18, 2006

Postitute

Excessively posting random statuses and links on Facebook resulting in friends hiding or deleting you to prevent further viewing.

"Did you see what Mandy posted just now? She's on a rampage!" "No, I was tired of constantly seeing her postitute herself on Facebook, so I hid her from my newsfeed."

Postitute by iFakeSarcasms November 13, 2011

payroll prostitute

A person who has sex with the boss to keep or get a better position.

"The boss will never date you; he thinks that your beneath him. Your just his prostitute on the payroll. Your his payroll prostitute. "

payroll prostitute by Lorin B. October 15, 2008

plustitute 

The act of using a naïve freshman at Cal Poly, San Luis Obispo for their Plus Dollars instead of friendship.

A: Hey, where did you get that frappuccino from?
B: Oh that? I just asked my plustitute to buy it for me.

plustitute by akubabe March 15, 2017

unpaid prostitute

A more polite way of saying "slut"; remember that a whore gets paid while a slut does the same work for free.

From SNL parody of Girls:

Jessa: I had sex with a cab driver, alright? It's called being free.
Blerta: You are prostitute?
Jessa: No, it's not prostitution if you don't get paid.
Blerta: You are UNPAID prostitute?!? You are lower than dog!

unpaid prostitute by Lorelili December 18, 2013

Princess gone Prostitute 

Blog detailing the fashion faux pas of trashy chic. These girls don't understand that if you dress like a whore, you are a whore.

That bitch with her leggings, knee-high boots, and exposed bra is a total princess gone prostitute.

Princess gone Prostitute by princess not prostitute August 30, 2011

positate

1. to turn a bad situation into a good one
2. to become positive

you gots ta look inside ya self, positate the negative, when life throws pies at you, you make ya self a tall cool glass of piemonade

Positate without pizzaz and jam!! Whoa!

positate by zEli March 10, 2005