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PostiTV

Fanatic Warframe Streamer, endurance runner, defined by his 0% damage trade mark
PostiTV, how much damage did you do ?
by 0Damage November 20, 2018
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Postit

A girl or guy who follows a specific person around then sticks onto a different person within a short time period.
"Ariel is such a postit. Did you see how she was following Matt around today?"
"I know. And tomorrow she'll probably stick onto another guy."
by FML >.< June 23, 2013
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postitute

One that posts useless drivel in a forum for the sole purpose of raising his post count.

Synonym: postwhore
I wish Luke would post something useful some time. He's such a postitute.
by birq September 18, 2006
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PostIt nuts

when you have so many PostIt notes that it drives you nuts.
My desktop is so full of PostIt notes that I am going postit nuts.
by Opishka November 24, 2009
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Postitis Syndrome

An ailment of unknown origin considered to be 'virtually' viral that can affect wide cross-sections of any population predominantly with Internet capability. However, more seriously infecting those most susceptible i.e. those who: are anal retentive; have no other life; have too much time on their hands; are infirm; are agoraphobes; possess other such vulnerabilites.

The most obvious symptoms - other than the outwardly addictive behaviour more readily observed by others - is an abnormal growth spanning all (or at least a majority) of the fingertips called a 'keyboard'. Milder forms of the illness can manifest itself in the form of a growth called a 'mouse' usually isolated and attached to only one hand. This form of the disease swiftly grows into the full-blown version quite rapidly exhibiting the keyboard style growth, sometimes nearly instantaneously.

Cure for the disease is not as simple to accomplish as it may at first sound. Invasive proceedures such as surgical removal of the keyboard growth and/or unplugging of the computer seem only to be temporary fixes as in most cases the computer becomes mysteriously 're-plugged' and the keyboard growth rapidly reappears on the victims' fingertips once more. No matter how often these proceedures are followed, the incidence of re-occurance remains alarmingly high, almost 100%.

It is currently classified as a Social Disease, but actually that is a misnomer as it is more of an ANTI-Social Disease as real world relationships suffer while the 'virtual' relationships propogate.

Currently, there is no surefire cure and the outlook for one in the near future is dim.
She has this incurable condition. She never wants to spend time with the family or cleaning the house anymore. And our sex life is virtually non-existant. All her time is spent posting and replying in nearly a half-dozen forums all over the net. I can't wait for someone to come up with a cure for POSTITIS SYNDROME.
by ORD Ellis March 25, 2007
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POSTIVIE

IM POSTIVIE THAT YOU ARE A GINGERBREAD
by Itoloxe October 16, 2021
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Postit

They ain't no ho's. Them's postits. I'm gonna get some o' dat shiat.
by Jeb Vial November 14, 2006
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