pornito

a short clip of a porno

I just wanked to some pornitos!

by squinto March 22, 2025

pornicopia

A vast, localized source of pornography, such as an external 350 gig hard drive of porn rips, or a huge crate of dirty magazines.

"Gentlemen, I believe we have stumbled upon a veritable pornicopia!"

by Anonymous March 28, 2004

porntop

a laptop infested with pornography

my porntop is full of good lesbian porn

by kyledwilson March 24, 2008

pornicorn

Someone wearing a strap-on dildo on their foreheads.

Like a Unicorn, but pornographic.

"I love it when Howard straps on the rubber dildo. He is my little pornicorn"

by Kevirrrrooni November 6, 2006

Pornipotent

An individual who possesses an infinite amount of pornographic-technique related knowledge.

Dirivative of the word: Omnipotent.

I remember when Mr. Chedders told me what Chilli-Doggin' was, Hes clearly Pornipotent.

by Danzo June 11, 2004

Porniture

Browsing online for furniture, hoping that you can buy it in the near future.

Person 1: "Man, I really want this table!"

Person 2: "Ah whatever, you're broke! That's just Porniture."

by XxFrictionxX January 7, 2013

pornato

A sudden uncontrollable tornado of pornographic material originating from a single click in a web browser pop up window.

I clicked on one pop up and got caught in a pornato.

by berry9474974u April 28, 2010