A laptop (usually secret) on which 99-100% it's time is used for
porn!
True geeks have Ubuntu installed on them! And store all of the
porn in an encrypted disk image file! And only use the root account to actually view the
porn!
Anton: Mindy, what are you doing?
Mindy: Looking through a
laptop my boyfriend was hiding!
Anton *Looking at the
Ubuntu logo on screen*: Mindy, i
think this is a porntop! He's not into in just you anymore! Or maybe he's gay!
*Mindy cries*
Anton *hugging her*: I know, the truth hurts, i can try to hack it!