porntop

a laptop infested with pornography

my porntop is full of good lesbian porn

by kyledwilson March 24, 2008

Porntop

A laptop (usually secret) on which 99-100% it's time is used for porn!

True geeks have Ubuntu installed on them! And store all of the porn in an encrypted disk image file! And only use the root account to actually view the porn!

Anton: Mindy, what are you doing?
Mindy: Looking through a laptop my boyfriend was hiding!
Anton *Looking at the Ubuntu logo on screen*: Mindy, i think this is a porntop! He's not into in just you anymore! Or maybe he's gay!
*Mindy cries*
Anton *hugging her*: I know, the truth hurts, i can try to hack it!

by Anton The Reaper September 15, 2013

Pornophilaholic

It's when you love porn, breathe porn, eat porn, masturbate at porn and porn porn.

-Hamed: Man I think I'm pornophilaholic...
-James: lol what? How do you know that?
-Hamed: Well, I watched like 8GB of porn. And it was this morning, before even taking my breakfast.
-James: What the fuck...

by #Hole May 9, 2010

Poontopolis

This describes a town known for the availability of sex.

New Orleans is a great Poontopolis this time of year!

by I, Wreckerrr December 9, 2016

pornophile

An afficionado of adult entertainment.

"Hey Janet, could we move the sales meeting to the conference room? The pornophile across from my office is watching a three-way on his widescreen."

"It's nine thirty in the morning."

"It's porno, Janet, not gin."

by Harris Bergstein December 19, 2006

Pornophobia

Someone who is scared of porn.

Dude my fucking girl is scared of my saturday night schedule, she has Pornophobia.

by MoFo94 February 19, 2010

Pornopretty

A mediocre looking woman who's attractiveness increases only when she's naked

That girl there is pornopretty

by Slipknot#28 May 11, 2015