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porntop by kyledwilson March 24, 2008
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Porntop
A laptop (usually secret) on which 99-100% it's time is used for porn!
True geeks have Ubuntu installed on them! And store all of the porn in an encrypted disk image file! And only use the root account to actually view the porn!
True geeks have Ubuntu installed on them! And store all of the porn in an encrypted disk image file! And only use the root account to actually view the porn!
Anton: Mindy, what are you doing?
Mindy: Looking through a laptop my boyfriend was hiding!
Anton *Looking at the Ubuntu logo on screen*: Mindy, i think this is a porntop! He's not into in just you anymore! Or maybe he's gay!
*Mindy cries*
Anton *hugging her*: I know, the truth hurts, i can try to hack it!
Mindy: Looking through a laptop my boyfriend was hiding!
Anton *Looking at the Ubuntu logo on screen*: Mindy, i think this is a porntop! He's not into in just you anymore! Or maybe he's gay!
*Mindy cries*
Anton *hugging her*: I know, the truth hurts, i can try to hack it!
Porntop by Anton The Reaper September 15, 2013
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porntop • Pornophobia • Pornpop • pornophile • pornopotty • portopronto • Poontopia • Poontopolis • Porktop • pornopalis
Pornophilaholic
-Hamed: Man I think I'm pornophilaholic...
-James: lol what? How do you know that?
-Hamed: Well, I watched like 8GB of porn. And it was this morning, before even taking my breakfast.
-James: What the fuck...
-James: lol what? How do you know that?
-Hamed: Well, I watched like 8GB of porn. And it was this morning, before even taking my breakfast.
-James: What the fuck...
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Poontopolis
Poontopolis by I, Wreckerrr December 9, 2016
pornophile
An afficionado of adult entertainment.
"Hey Janet, could we move the sales meeting to the conference room? The pornophile across from my office is watching a three-way on his widescreen."
"It's nine thirty in the morning."
"It's porno, Janet, not gin."
"It's nine thirty in the morning."
"It's porno, Janet, not gin."
pornophile by Harris Bergstein December 19, 2006
Pornophobia
Pornophobia by MoFo94 February 19, 2010
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