Porniture

Browsing online for furniture, hoping that you can buy it in the near future.

Person 1: "Man, I really want this table!"

Person 2: "Ah whatever, you're broke! That's just Porniture."

by XxFrictionxX January 07, 2013

Grundling

When two men rub their grundles together to get off; this act is much like when two women scissor each other.

“I was grundling Phil so hard last night, that my taint hurts something fierce” Cory said, exhausted from his tryst

by XxFrictionxX May 31, 2019