Definitions by XxFrictionxX

Grundling 

When two men rub their grundles together to get off; this act is much like when two women scissor each other.

“I was grundling Phil so hard last night, that my taint hurts something fierce” Cory said, exhausted from his tryst

Grundling by XxFrictionxX May 31, 2019

Porniture 

Browsing online for furniture, hoping that you can buy it in the near future.

Person 1: "Man, I really want this table!"

Person 2: "Ah whatever, you're broke! That's just Porniture."

Porniture by XxFrictionxX January 7, 2013