Porniture
Person 1: "Man, I really want this table!"
Person 2: "Ah whatever, you're broke! That's just Porniture."
Person 2: "Ah whatever, you're broke! That's just Porniture."
Porniture by XxFrictionxX January 7, 2013
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porniture
Name for furniture where the fabric has imprinted pictures of naked women, tastefully done of course.
porniture by Matt Bates December 1, 2003
Related Words
porniture • pornitute • pornite • pornotube • Porture • pounditure • Pornatute • porniquette • Pornitarian • pornitrated
Porniture
“Don’t sit there, that’s my porniture.”
When the porn is so bad you start checking out their porniture.
When the porn is so bad you start checking out their porniture.
Porniture by I believe in pink January 11, 2019
Pornturnal
Pornturnal by fpinksdovef July 13, 2011
Purrniture
(noun) 1. Humans from the perspective of cats. 2. A being for cats to lounge upon whilst napping. 3. Somebody for cats to stand upon whilst demanding petting or complaining about the quality of gooshy food or the condition of the litter box. 4. The treating of humans like furniture.
Fifi yawned sleepily, sprawled on her purrniture, while getting her tummy rubbed.
Spartacus stood on his purrniture's lap, headbutted her face, and demanded scritches.
Spartacus stood on his purrniture's lap, headbutted her face, and demanded scritches.
Purrniture by Kittehslave42 September 30, 2012
PornTube
PornTube by angelface_kiss July 5, 2011
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