pornithologist

A one-handed birdwatcher.

Jermaine: Most ornithologists hold those heavy binoculars with two hands, don't they?
Ace: Yeah, and most of them look at birds of the feathered type too. Not pornithologists, though - they have, erm, a different focus...

pornithologist by Grollace&Womit February 4, 2010

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pornithologist

A scientist who uses bio-acoustics to study the breeding behaviors of birds.

UC Davis Professor Gail Patricelli, a professor in the Department of Evolution and Ecology, will present her talk on “Tools of the Pornithologists” from 7 to 7:25 p.m.

pornithologist by Paw Paw Gumdrops May 25, 2018

Related Words

pornithologist • Pornothologist • Pornathologist • Pornythologist • Hornithologist • ornithologist • Child Ornithologist • Seasoned ornithologist • Child child ornithologist

ornithologist

a person who studies and travels studying birds

used on the O.C season 3 gag reel:
Sandy: "Oh! and Ryan, our ornithologist....boy, he's got some birds for you!! Orthodontist!

or...
Season 1 of the O.C.
Kirsten: "An ornithologist, that's so interesting."
Sandy: "Your here discussing the pigeon with Bob!"

ornithologist by anonymous33 April 6, 2007

Pornythologist

Someone who has a phd in the art of perving at the female species.

David Andrew Greenheld is the Worlds 1st and leading pornythologist.

Pornythologist by David Andrew Greenheld February 4, 2009

Child Ornithologist

A person who studies juvenile birds.

She really loved young birds so she became a child ornithologist.

Child Ornithologist by Rowdy "The Cell" Munson February 13, 2009

Child child ornithologist

A precocious child learned in the science and art of child ornithology.

Guy 1: That kid really loves young birds.

Guy 2: Yeah, he's a child child ornithologist.

child ornithologist

Child child ornithologist by Rowdy "The Cell" Munson February 13, 2009

Hornithologist

Once dedication to hornithology has been attained and you have proven to be an expert in such a field, you are now a full blown hornithologist

I've spent the last 30 years of my life studying hornithology, I must be a hornithologist by now.

Hornithologist by HRabbit December 6, 2016

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age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

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board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

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young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

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grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

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