Urban Dictionary: Definitions by spasticationer

Bollard Squatter

A man who uses road bollards as pleasure toys.

Every bollard in this joint smells like shit, must be a rampant Bollard Squatter

To crush the front of your car into looking like a small skinny penis (a pindick)

"I'm gonna pindickify my rexy"

I just wanked to some pornitos!

Lets perform bulgarian booger basher on a homeless guy

Electrocuting a hamster while it is inserted up your vagina.

I love to initiate hamster overdrive during the weekends!

When you finger a girl and she starts clenching so much your finger loses circulation feels all tingly

That asian girl is an absolute Uzbekistanian Finger Tickling God, i'll tell you that much!