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Browsing online for furniture, hoping that you can buy it in the near future.
Person 1: "Man, I really want this table!"

Person 2: "Ah whatever, you're broke! That's just Porniture."
by XxFrictionxX January 07, 2013
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Name for furniture where the fabric has imprinted pictures of naked women, tastefully done of course.
"Man is this a naked woman on this couch?"
"Yeah. That's my new love seat from Porniture."
by Matt Bates December 01, 2003
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