Porniture 

Browsing online for furniture, hoping that you can buy it in the near future.

Person 1: "Man, I really want this table!"

Person 2: "Ah whatever, you're broke! That's just Porniture."

Porniture by XxFrictionxX January 7, 2013

porniture 

Name for furniture where the fabric has imprinted pictures of naked women, tastefully done of course.

"Man is this a naked woman on this couch?"
"Yeah. That's my new love seat from Porniture."

porniture by Matt Bates December 1, 2003

Porniture 

The furniture used while making porn. Also could be used in the watching of porn.

“Don’t sit there, that’s my porniture.”

When the porn is so bad you start checking out their porniture.

Porniture by I believe in pink January 11, 2019

pornotube 

A website similar to YouTube, except it has porn instead.

Yo man, have you seen Paris getting fucked on Pornotube?

pornotube by why hello July 4, 2007

Pornturnal 

Staying up all night (typically after one's parents have gone to bed) to watch porn.

Hey, Jim, why do you look so tired all of the time?

I'm completely pornturnal, dude.

Pornturnal by fpinksdovef July 13, 2011

Purrniture 

(noun) 1. Humans from the perspective of cats. 2. A being for cats to lounge upon whilst napping. 3. Somebody for cats to stand upon whilst demanding petting or complaining about the quality of gooshy food or the condition of the litter box. 4. The treating of humans like furniture.

Fifi yawned sleepily, sprawled on her purrniture, while getting her tummy rubbed.

Spartacus stood on his purrniture's lap, headbutted her face, and demanded scritches.

Purrniture by Kittehslave42 September 30, 2012

PornTube 

A website bringing free and varied porn covering a multitude of categories and daily updates.

I wanted to see some great porn, so I visited PornTube

PornTube by angelface_kiss July 5, 2011