Pornitis
Pornitis by thefogiscomingthefogiscoming April 30, 2024
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1. The condition which arises from extended periods without poon, or having sex. Patients suffer from poonitis will experience a burning in the loins for the heat of a woman's genitals, depression, loss of self esteem and will moan things such as "poon!" and "I need to get some." While masturbation may relieve the symptoms of poonitis temporarily it provides no real cure and the intense burning of the loins will return. The only known cure for poonitis is in fact the heat of a woman's genitals, or sex. If left untreated poonitis can result in loss of vision, malnutrition and even death.
2. Some people are immune to poonitis most notably, Clay Aiken and Senator Larry Craig. Although the reason for this is remains unclear.
2. Some people are immune to poonitis most notably, Clay Aiken and Senator Larry Craig. Although the reason for this is remains unclear.
1. "Dude I haven't had any in 2 months, I'm afraid I've got poonitis."
2. "Ever since I broke up with my girlfriend I've had poonitis. But now it's getting really severe, I think I've started going blind!"
3. "It has been one long year since we have lost Jimmy to poonitis. If only he had not tried to wait till marriage he might be with us today."
poonitis by Yoge and Spanky February 21, 2008
Pornitics
Joe: "What are you doing tonight?"
Tom: "Watching pornitics, you know the one where the Republicans blast a load all over poor people?"
Joe: "Oh, I'm more into the ones where the Democrats pile drive the rich in the ass."
Tom: "Watching pornitics, you know the one where the Republicans blast a load all over poor people?"
Joe: "Oh, I'm more into the ones where the Democrats pile drive the rich in the ass."
Pornitics by Picklesthefirecat August 31, 2012
poonitis
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Pornilism
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