Pornitis 

The same as a "Oneitis" or a celebrity crush, but for pornography.

"The JAV actress Ruka Inaba is my pornitis"

Pornitis by thefogiscomingthefogiscoming April 30, 2024

Pornitis 

When you watch to much porn and your hands get inflammation

He watched porn to often and after years of using his hand he got pornitis.

Pornitis by Caligrl77 August 9, 2025

poonitis 

1. The condition which arises from extended periods without poon, or having sex. Patients suffer from poonitis will experience a burning in the loins for the heat of a woman's genitals, depression, loss of self esteem and will moan things such as "poon!" and "I need to get some." While masturbation may relieve the symptoms of poonitis temporarily it provides no real cure and the intense burning of the loins will return. The only known cure for poonitis is in fact the heat of a woman's genitals, or sex. If left untreated poonitis can result in loss of vision, malnutrition and even death.
2. Some people are immune to poonitis most notably, Clay Aiken and Senator Larry Craig. Although the reason for this is remains unclear.

1. "Dude I haven't had any in 2 months, I'm afraid I've got poonitis."
2. "Ever since I broke up with my girlfriend I've had poonitis. But now it's getting really severe, I think I've started going blind!"
3. "It has been one long year since we have lost Jimmy to poonitis. If only he had not tried to wait till marriage he might be with us today."

poonitis by Yoge and Spanky February 21, 2008

Pornitics 

Watching guys in suits talking about how good it is when somebody else gets fucked.

Joe: "What are you doing tonight?"
Tom: "Watching pornitics, you know the one where the Republicans blast a load all over poor people?"
Joe: "Oh, I'm more into the ones where the Democrats pile drive the rich in the ass."

Pornitics by Picklesthefirecat August 31, 2012

poonitis 

a physical fear of the woman's poon.

Joe burton has a bad case of poonitis. That stupid fuck.

poonitis by Nathan Locke April 24, 2003

Pornilism

The addiction of watching/jerking it to porn (at least 10 times a day)

Today at church we learned about pornilism

Pornilism by grassyass503 April 19, 2016