Pornitis

The same as a "Oneitis" or a celebrity crush, but for pornography.

"The JAV actress Ruka Inaba is my pornitis"

by thefogiscomingthefogiscoming April 30, 2024

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Pornitis

When you watch to much porn and your hands get inflammation

He watched porn to often and after years of using his hand he got pornitis.

by Caligrl77 August 9, 2025

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1. The condition which arises from extended periods without poon, or having sex. Patients suffer from poonitis will experience a burning in the loins for the heat of a woman's genitals, depression, loss of self esteem and will moan things such as "poon!" and "I need to get some." While masturbation may relieve the symptoms of poonitis temporarily it provides no real cure and the intense burning of the loins will return. The only known cure for poonitis is in fact the heat of a woman's genitals, or sex. If left untreated poonitis can result in loss of vision, malnutrition and even death.
2. Some people are immune to poonitis most notably, Clay Aiken and Senator Larry Craig. Although the reason for this is remains unclear.

1. "Dude I haven't had any in 2 months, I'm afraid I've got poonitis."
2. "Ever since I broke up with my girlfriend I've had poonitis. But now it's getting really severe, I think I've started going blind!"
3. "It has been one long year since we have lost Jimmy to poonitis. If only he had not tried to wait till marriage he might be with us today."

by Yoge and Spanky February 21, 2008

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Pornitics

Watching guys in suits talking about how good it is when somebody else gets fucked.

Joe: "What are you doing tonight?"
Tom: "Watching pornitics, you know the one where the Republicans blast a load all over poor people?"
Joe: "Oh, I'm more into the ones where the Democrats pile drive the rich in the ass."

by Picklesthefirecat August 31, 2012

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