pornaphone

Mythical instrument that produces the funky music often heard as background music in 1970s-era adult films.

The music on Match Game '76 sounds like it comes from a pornaphone.

by B December 1, 2004

pornathon

a porno marathon,watching porn for many hours straight.

man i did a pornathon last night and i swear i knocked out ten batches in 6 hours.

by sunspun May 23, 2004

pornphones

headphones on your desk that you use primarily for watching porn even though you claim that they're there for listening to music.

A: Why do you have headphones by your home computer?
B: sometimes I like listening to music while I work.
A: Yeah, but you have speakers and you live alone. Seems to me like they're your pornphones.
B: I don't watch porn.
A: Bullshit, and your pornphones are exhibit A.

by theinfamoushw January 10, 2010

phonaphone

phonaphones are words which can spelled using the same combination of letters on a touch-tone telephone.

a.k.a. phoneaphone

'good' is a phonaphone of 'home'.
On a telephone keypad, both are spelled '4663'.

by ambiguator March 27, 2008

Paraphone

Noun.
Communication with the other side.
Paranormal communication.

Rachel experienced paraphone when she witnessed an exorcism.

by Pseudonymania Spartans December 12, 2009

pornpone

Pornography (almost always amateur) made by white trash rednecks for white trash rednecks and featuring white trash rednecks.

I just saw some pornpone that had a guy with a corn cob shoved up his ass.

by Char H January 11, 2006

Pornophones

A set of headphones which have only one speaker working. Are named pornophones because they are often used by 13 year olds to watch porn without being heard.

I caught my little cousin looking at two girls one cup with a pair of pornophones.

by Kaios June 4, 2009