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phonyphone 

noun, adv.
the state of being engaged in an apparently genuine, but wholly faked, cellular conversation so you can stay safely distanced from everyone and everything going on around you. Also known as cellular faux and cellshielding.
Brenda quickly resorted to pulling a phonyphone when she saw Mark turn the corner coming her way.
phonyphone by galcoolest August 26, 2005

Phonephones

When you use two telephones at the same time to hear the same thing in both ears: A reciever on each ear, speaking into the two transmitters. This is useful in loud environments to block out the noise, or to amuse yourself when talking to someone really boring.
Because Nancy was so boring to talk to, Bob had to use phonephones. Coming through the two speakers, his voice sounded like Iron Man.
Phonephones by weetodd March 26, 2008

pornaphone 

Mythical instrument that produces the funky music often heard as background music in 1970s-era adult films.
The music on Match Game '76 sounds like it comes from a pornaphone.
pornaphone by B December 1, 2004

Phonaphobic

You're not REALLY Phonaphobic...You just don't want to hear my endless trivial babble...Admit it!
Phonaphobic by RogerZero March 5, 2009

phonophobe 

term for someone who is incapable of answering a phone call for fear of real human dialogue and would prefer to just text.
I just tried calling her 4 times in a row...the first call rang four times and went to voicemail and then the next 3 rang once and went to voicemail AND THEN she textd me, "what?" she's a phonophobe!
phonophobe by rodski February 13, 2010

Phoneophone

A word that is spelled the same way as another word when using a mobile phones keyboard.

Like a homophone, but on a phone.
Duck' is a phoneophone for 'fuck.
Phoneophone by 23456774343 July 30, 2011
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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