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Pornophilaholic 

It's when you love porn, breathe porn, eat porn, masturbate at porn and porn porn.
-Hamed: Man I think I'm pornophilaholic...
-James: lol what? How do you know that?
-Hamed: Well, I watched like 8GB of porn. And it was this morning, before even taking my breakfast.
-James: What the fuck...
Pornophilaholic by #Hole May 9, 2010

phallo photo portaphilia 

The urge to put one's penis in a light socket.
"Thomas likes to stick his dick in light sockets, he must have phallo photo portaphilia!"

Portalphile 

Sexual feelings directed towards the popular youtuber Portal Slayer
I'll be honest guys, I'm a portalphile
Portalphile by reefreefreefreef February 19, 2023

pornophile 

"Hey Janet, could we move the sales meeting to the conference room? The pornophile across from my office is watching a three-way on his widescreen."

"It's nine thirty in the morning."

"It's porno, Janet, not gin."
pornophile by Harris Bergstein December 19, 2006

poonphile 

weirdass cismales who fetishize transmales
“Ew look at that poonphile!”
poonphile by Bootyjuicelover April 4, 2022

pornapple 

Omg this pornapple is so sexy. I want it to sex me up right now. I need those spikes inside me now. Oh yes I’m so turned on by this pornapple.
pornapple by FRIENDS IS LIFEEE September 29, 2017
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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