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pornphones

headphones on your desk that you use primarily for watching porn even though you claim that they're there for listening to music.
A: Why do you have headphones by your home computer?
B: sometimes I like listening to music while I work.
A: Yeah, but you have speakers and you live alone. Seems to me like they're your pornphones.
B: I don't watch porn.
A: Bullshit, and your pornphones are exhibit A.
by theinfamoushw January 10, 2010
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