Pornophones
A set of headphones which have only one speaker working. Are named pornophones because they are often used by 13 year olds to watch porn without being heard.
Pornophones by Kaios June 4, 2009
pornphones
headphones on your desk that you use primarily for watching porn even though you claim that they're there for listening to music.
A: Why do you have headphones by your home computer?
B: sometimes I like listening to music while I work.
A: Yeah, but you have speakers and you live alone. Seems to me like they're your pornphones.
B: I don't watch porn.
A: Bullshit, and your pornphones are exhibit A.
B: sometimes I like listening to music while I work.
A: Yeah, but you have speakers and you live alone. Seems to me like they're your pornphones.
B: I don't watch porn.
A: Bullshit, and your pornphones are exhibit A.
pornphones by theinfamoushw January 10, 2010
Related Words
pornophobe
Bill - "Hey Fred, you heard of porn"
Fred - "Gee bill! That's disgusting! Get away from me! Ew!"
Bill - "Dude, chill out, you're a total pornophobe"
Fred - "Gee bill! That's disgusting! Get away from me! Ew!"
Bill - "Dude, chill out, you're a total pornophobe"
pornophobe by foggatdog April 20, 2014
fogey
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)