Pornophones

A set of headphones which have only one speaker working. Are named pornophones because they are often used by 13 year olds to watch porn without being heard.

I caught my little cousin looking at two girls one cup with a pair of pornophones.

by Kaios June 4, 2009

pornphones

headphones on your desk that you use primarily for watching porn even though you claim that they're there for listening to music.

A: Why do you have headphones by your home computer?
B: sometimes I like listening to music while I work.
A: Yeah, but you have speakers and you live alone. Seems to me like they're your pornphones.
B: I don't watch porn.
A: Bullshit, and your pornphones are exhibit A.

by theinfamoushw January 10, 2010

pornaphone

Mythical instrument that produces the funky music often heard as background music in 1970s-era adult films.

The music on Match Game '76 sounds like it comes from a pornaphone.

by B December 1, 2004

pornophobe

a person that is scared of porn

Bill - "Hey Fred, you heard of porn"

Fred - "Gee bill! That's disgusting! Get away from me! Ew!"

Bill - "Dude, chill out, you're a total pornophobe"

by foggatdog April 20, 2014