pornpone

Pornography (almost always amateur) made by white trash rednecks for white trash rednecks and featuring white trash rednecks.

I just saw some pornpone that had a guy with a corn cob shoved up his ass.

by Char H January 11, 2006

pornphones

headphones on your desk that you use primarily for watching porn even though you claim that they're there for listening to music.

A: Why do you have headphones by your home computer?
B: sometimes I like listening to music while I work.
A: Yeah, but you have speakers and you live alone. Seems to me like they're your pornphones.
B: I don't watch porn.
A: Bullshit, and your pornphones are exhibit A.

by theinfamoushw January 10, 2010

Don porneone

A dude with heaps of porn or who just loves making watching or collecting porn. Pronounced Don Porny-owny as in the Godfather's Don Corleone

Dude, have you seen his collection? He's such a Don Porneone

by Gambeans February 17, 2010

Pornzone

(verb) To neglect your social life and those involved in it due to excessive porn viewing.

"Have you heard from Billium lately? It's like he dropped off the Earth the second his internet was installed."

"Yeah, I know what the problem is. I walked in on him watching 'creampie anal sluts' the other day. That unholy dipper of shits was planning to pornzone us from the start."

by Supersock February 24, 2013

the pornonet

the porno superhighway now misnamed "the internet" because of all the news and information sites that have started to overrun it.

Jason "Dammit, I can't seem to find the porn through all these stupid news sites. I remember the good old days on the pornonet when CNN.com stood for Cans Nipples and Navels."

by gerlitzappel November 6, 2007