pornpone
Pornography (almost always amateur) made by white trash rednecks for white trash rednecks and featuring white trash rednecks.
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pornphones
headphones on your desk that you use primarily for watching porn even though you claim that they're there for listening to music.
A: Why do you have headphones by your home computer?
B: sometimes I like listening to music while I work.
A: Yeah, but you have speakers and you live alone. Seems to me like they're your pornphones.
B: I don't watch porn.
A: Bullshit, and your pornphones are exhibit A.
B: sometimes I like listening to music while I work.
A: Yeah, but you have speakers and you live alone. Seems to me like they're your pornphones.
B: I don't watch porn.
A: Bullshit, and your pornphones are exhibit A.
pornphones by theinfamoushw January 10, 2010
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Don porneone
A dude with heaps of porn or who just loves making watching or collecting porn. Pronounced Don Porny-owny as in the Godfather's Don Corleone
Don porneone by Gambeans February 17, 2010
the pornonet
the porno superhighway now misnamed "the internet" because of all the news and information sites that have started to overrun it.
Jason "Dammit, I can't seem to find the porn through all these stupid news sites. I remember the good old days on the pornonet when CNN.com stood for Cans Nipples and Navels."
the pornonet by gerlitzappel November 6, 2007
Stealthie
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.