noun. a combination of the words portable and orgasm. this usually refers to a very delicious but small (hence the portable part) food, such as a candy bar.
by mityman50 March 19, 2007
After eating his brick'o'lard and trio of steak pies, tubby bunting picked up his S&M gear and headed off to the porgy.
by lord funkington May 25, 2004
Noun: Previously thought to be the mix between a Pug and Corgy dogs, the definition has now been revealed as "One who wants to fuck Porgs, the cute puffin-muffins from the Star Wars universe"
"I was ok with Linda being a furry, but then she told me she was a Porgy too, and I just can't have that around my kids"
by ZombieSlag December 28, 2017
by Slappy Fack November 30, 2006
1. an orgy of which all members can be considered obese.
2. a poison-oak orgy, e.g. the worst kind of orgy.
3. 60065
2. a poison-oak orgy, e.g. the worst kind of orgy.
3. 60065
1. "aw shiet, I think I'm gonna leave, this is a frickin' porgy"
2. "we went hiking, and then it escalated into a full-on porgy"
3. "60065"
2. "we went hiking, and then it escalated into a full-on porgy"
3. "60065"
by mothanegro June 18, 2008
by duality March 30, 2005
Contraction of "Pudgy orgy", group sex amongst those of grand dimensions (I.E. Fatties, Sows, Porkers, Swamp Rhinos, etc). A Porgy generally occurs when the efforts of the fatsos to bone or be boned by a somewhat slimmer individual fail miserably, and thus they are left with the choice of eternal virginity or sweaty, mouthbreathing copulation with those of their own kind. A Porgy can be infiltrated by chubby chasers of both sexes.
I'm here for the porgy" "Hey dude, we're having a porgy tonight at my place" "Shaniqua got her ass crushed at the porgy
by MadMonkey572 July 07, 2010