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To cum loudly in an annoying fashion.
OMG, he's porging.
Porging by Lazarus31415 May 4, 2018
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a penalty merchant who somehow placed top 3 in last years balon d’or voting.
I could easily save porginho penalties.
porginho by Penaldo is finished February 27, 2022
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To look through a person's things without their knowledge or permission
Dammit! I've told Tommy to stop proging through my stuff!
proging by JoeKing07 October 23, 2008

fake porning 

Excessively screaming or moaning during sex to live up to the standards of men(or, less likely, women). Usually performed during the first time of having sex with a partner. First coined in the television show Hot in Cleveland(Season 4, Episode 8).
Melanie: I fake porned him!
Joy: Why?! Fake porning sets the sex bar too high!
Melanie: Men like enthusiasm, so I went a little overboard. I mean I was like someone reviewing their own business on Yelp.
fake porning by Nukafoo March 24, 2014
making yourself throw up. mainly done by ppl who have eating disorders. its not healthy and it shouldnt be done. ppl who purge commonly have teeth and throat problems from all the forced vomiting. people think that if they vomit out the things they ate they could get, skinnier or prettier which is not true. eveyone is beautiful any how u look or ur weight doesnt matter at all!! pls to anyone who is purging, try to stop. i belive in u. u are strong and purging doesnt solve anything.
jessica made herself throw up and got diagnosed for an eating disorder and had to stop purging
purging by kmmhslot November 13, 2020

poringland 

A small village near Norwich. Very close to Framingham Earl and Upper Stoke, so much so that they form a large village together.

Commonly called 'Pozza' by the uneducated chav population in the area, the type who mingle with no purpose in bus shelters and other pointless areas.
I hear he lives in Poringland.

Ey Up ViCkY wHats Up iN pOzZa InNiT
poringland by anonamous99p June 11, 2006

Kristaps Porzingis 

A Forward for the NY Knicks. He is most known for being a 7'3 scoring machine in the NBA. Born in Latvia and given the knick name "The unicorn" by Kevin Durant.
Kristaps Porzingis was to tall for his opponent and dunked on the defender.
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