Pooginity

Noun: The state of never having engaged in sexual intercourse within the confines of the anal cavity.

While in an adventurous mood, Kyle lost his pooginity after he decided to try anal sex for the first time. He said that it was pretty crappy.

by TurdzMasher112 January 2, 2013

Purginity

N. : The act of losing the purity your eyes have due to porn or other unclean images seen on tv, movies, internet, etc. that results in the loss of the pure eyes of a male or female.

Jenna: Ellie I just lost my purginity!
Ellie: Why? What happened?
Jenna: James sent me a picture of his tatas!

Ellie: Let me see! I lost my purginity years ago on this sketchy website.

by TheBruck99 June 9, 2014

Pootunity

(poo·tu·ni·ty) that time of day when your body allows itself to relax and go poo. It is often missed for various reasons causing bloating and moodiness. Some individuals are lucky to have multiple pootunities within a 24-hour period. Others are limited to only one every few days.

I missed my pootunity this morning.

by HeathDT August 16, 2015

ponyginity

What is lost the moment one's eyes see any part of a My Little Pony episode.

"Simon just lost his ponyginity..."
"So that's why he's been humming the theme song the whole day!"

by shawolbrinaa September 30, 2012

Pooginator

Someone who farts loudly and obnoxiously in private and enjoys it, but is very self concious about their farting in public. These people are typically very shy. DO NOT AGREE TO ENTER ONE'S HOUSE.

Guy 1: Hey man, do you know that guy Mikey?
Guy 2: Yeah, man, he seems pretty cool.
Guy 1: Don't be fooled, he invited me over to his house last week, and he's a total pooginator.
Guy 2: Aw, man, what did it smell like?

by -1nfector July 10, 2010

poopfinity

an infinite amount of poop.

ryan: "dude dont go into that outhouse, its poopfinity"
max: "damn. i gotta crap!"

by rp1 May 23, 2007

Booginity

Same as virginity except in regards to the booty(hole.) Applicable for both genders.

Amos - "I told you that girl was a raspy." Don Swan - "How was you knowin?" Amos - "She lost her booginity before virginity! ...I seen tha tape."

by Amos LL January 4, 2008