Porgin

The act of desperately trying to befriend someone to gain social media influence, or clout.

This kid named Georgie asked me to join his Minecraft server...

Bro, he's Porgin!

by sauceblaster6949575 November 17, 2020

pleasing porcine

A compliment from a chubby chaser or mockery.

Some who disliked Wonda Wonderpig called her pleasing porcine!

by I, Wreckerrr November 19, 2016

Poogin' around

Performing nonchalant, laid-back acts usually associated with Zohair Hassan a.k.a "Poogneesh". Performing "Poogneesh-esque" acts.

Dude O:Where's Poogs?
Dude N: Probably Poogin' around. What have you been doing?
Dude O: Poogin' around.

by jibcheese December 19, 2011

porginho

a penalty merchant who somehow placed top 3 in last years balon d’or voting.

I could easily save porginho penalties.

by Penaldo is finished February 27, 2022

Pooginity

Noun: The state of never having engaged in sexual intercourse within the confines of the anal cavity.

While in an adventurous mood, Kyle lost his pooginity after he decided to try anal sex for the first time. He said that it was pretty crappy.

by TurdzMasher112 January 2, 2013

Pongin

Meaning "cool", "awesome", "great", etc...

Wow, that outfit is pongin!" or "I wish that my ride was as pongin as that"

by Ponginpongster August 6, 2010

porcine cosmetologist

A porcine cosmetologist is a periphrastic term for someone who puts lipstick on a pig; in other words, a spin doctor. This is someone who attempts to make something more favorable or attractive than it really is.

The typical actor or politician in trouble is in need of a porcine cosmetologist.

by eViL pOp TaRt February 22, 2011