scotty your such a poogert
by Mr.Hi September 22, 2006
Get the poogert mug.poobert is a god to some. he is everywhere and anywhere always. poobert. in his raw form, poobert is a worm with a top hat. however he can transform into anything. poobert is most known for stealing eggs and lungs. pooobert.
person 1: poobert took my lungs
person 2:
person 1:
person 2: (revealing himself to be poobert) GIVE ME YOUR EGS
person 2:
person 1:
person 2: (revealing himself to be poobert) GIVE ME YOUR EGS
by POOBERTISEPIC October 6, 2018
Get the poobert mug.When breast tissue is still growing, i.e. in puberty. Therefore said breasts take on an odd cone-like shape that is referred to as 'pooberty boobs' due to the assonance.
by RumbleRoreIsGod January 21, 2011
Get the Pooberty Boobs mug.I forgot my pootertainment last night, it was like shitting in the 90's
"Why do you still play Candy Crush?" "Because that game is awesome pootertainment"
I went rogue on my pootertainment, read every bottle in my bathroom
"Why do you still play Candy Crush?" "Because that game is awesome pootertainment"
I went rogue on my pootertainment, read every bottle in my bathroom
by aimecc April 28, 2014
Get the pootertainment mug.Pronunciation: \,püp-er-ˈtān-mənt\
Funtion: Noun
Date: 21st century
1: the act of entertaining while taking a poop
2a: amusement or diversion provided especially by a technological device <like an iPhone, MP3 player or other handheld device capable of providing portable entertainment> b: something diverting or engaging: as (1): television (2): magazine or periodical
3: a device or other instrument suited for entertainment purposes that is capable of delaying the standard time it takes to relieve oneself.
Funtion: Noun
Date: 21st century
1: the act of entertaining while taking a poop
2a: amusement or diversion provided especially by a technological device <like an iPhone, MP3 player or other handheld device capable of providing portable entertainment> b: something diverting or engaging: as (1): television (2): magazine or periodical
3: a device or other instrument suited for entertainment purposes that is capable of delaying the standard time it takes to relieve oneself.
"I better not forget to bring my poopertainment with me into the bathroom."
"My iPhone is fully charged, this should provide all the poopertianment I could possibly need."
"If it wasn't for this captivating article I probably would have been done hours ago, poopertainment has really increased my procrastination!"
"My iPhone is fully charged, this should provide all the poopertianment I could possibly need."
"If it wasn't for this captivating article I probably would have been done hours ago, poopertainment has really increased my procrastination!"
by JShopinkski March 8, 2010
Get the Poopertainment mug.When the meal you've ingested becomes mature and begins it's escape from your anus with extreme angst and prejudice. Pooberty often ends in betrayal by shart, trouser chili dogs, or shitting one's self.
Dude ate the biggest burrito I've ever seen! It must have hit pooberty because I saw him running to the turd guzzler leaving a trail of butt-chum behind him...
by JohnnyBravo00 September 6, 2016
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