Poopertainment 

Pronunciation: \,püp-er-ˈtān-mənt\
Funtion: Noun
Date: 21st century
1: the act of entertaining while taking a poop
2a: amusement or diversion provided especially by a technological device <like an iPhone, MP3 player or other handheld device capable of providing portable entertainment> b: something diverting or engaging: as (1): television (2): magazine or periodical
3: a device or other instrument suited for entertainment purposes that is capable of delaying the standard time it takes to relieve oneself.

"I better not forget to bring my poopertainment with me into the bathroom."

"My iPhone is fully charged, this should provide all the poopertianment I could possibly need."

"If it wasn't for this captivating article I probably would have been done hours ago, poopertainment has really increased my procrastination!"

Poopertainment by JShopinkski March 8, 2010

poopertainment 

Any form of bathroom entertainment than is viewed while on the toilet

The Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Provided just the right amount of poopertainment while I took a dump.

poopertainment by T swizz October 18, 2010

pootertainment 

Entertainment to make the lonely act of pooping more bearable.

I forgot my pootertainment last night, it was like shitting in the 90's

"Why do you still play Candy Crush?" "Because that game is awesome pootertainment"

I went rogue on my pootertainment, read every bottle in my bathroom

pootertainment by aimecc April 28, 2014

poochertainment 

A means of entertaining your dog. Fetch with a ball or frisbee. Yanking on a tug-o-war rope. Swimming in the river. Squeaky toys. Treat puzzles. Heck lots of dogs even watch TV.

The Chuckit! may, in fact, be the greatest dog-human bonding toy ever made, what with the limitless slobber-free poochertainment it provides.

poochertainment by Mr. Teders November 15, 2021