Pooberty 

When the meal you've ingested becomes mature and begins it's escape from your anus with extreme angst and prejudice. Pooberty often ends in betrayal by shart, trouser chili dogs, or shitting one's self.

Dude ate the biggest burrito I've ever seen! It must have hit pooberty because I saw him running to the turd guzzler leaving a trail of butt-chum behind him...

Pooberty by JohnnyBravo00 September 6, 2016

pooberty 

When puberty is bigger than life. When it's so hard that you can't stand your own mood. It included hunger pains, growing pains, sass and whining. You think it just might go on forever and so it's extending out the vowels and consonants for this word. POO-ber-dee Could also be a moment where nobody can understand you and what you are going through. Parents just don't get it.

Nate doesn't want to do his homework and is throwing himself on the floor and saying he's hangry and he can't deal with his family. Although he just finished dinner. They just don't understand him and what he's going through.

His mother says, "Nate has a bad case of pooberty today doesn't he?"

pooberty by Ruby Z January 24, 2020

pooberty 

When you are from 13 to 19. Sometimes 12 to 21. You are in a state of confusion. You are crabby all the time. You are past the point of puberty. It's the long drawn out version of puberty. Hence the name Poo-ber-tee. To sum it up: Very drama puberty....

Brandon: Darrin was acting really strange. One word answers, crying for no reason, not wanting to take a shower, Lashing out at everyone. What's wrong with him?

Andrew: Oh, You didn't know..He's still in Pooberty.

pooberty by Ruby Wells November 26, 2007

Pooberty Boobs 

When breast tissue is still growing, i.e. in puberty. Therefore said breasts take on an odd cone-like shape that is referred to as 'pooberty boobs' due to the assonance.

Dude did you those boobs?
Yeah still pooberty boobs, they'll come in handy soon enough

Pooberty Boobs by RumbleRoreIsGod January 21, 2011

poobert 

poobert is a god to some. he is everywhere and anywhere always. poobert. in his raw form, poobert is a worm with a top hat. however he can transform into anything. poobert is most known for stealing eggs and lungs. pooobert.

person 1: poobert took my lungs

person 2:

person 1:

person 2: (revealing himself to be poobert) GIVE ME YOUR EGS

poobert by POOBERTISEPIC October 6, 2018

Pooberry 

A small berry-like lump of poo that hangs 'on the vine' around the arse area.

See also 'Clagnut'

Or 'Arsegrape'

Stephanie discovered to her shame that she had developed a pooberry

Pooberry by Sir Oswald Muesli February 24, 2004

pooberry tea

1. a type of tea made from pooberries, tastes like poo

2. a child friendly way to say puberty (poo = pu, berry = ber, tea = ty)

Grace: Hi, what drinks do you have?
Piece of poo: Would you like some pooberry tea? I made it out of myself!!

pooberry tea by your local anime girl November 9, 2020