poobert is a god to some. he is everywhere and anywhere always. poobert. in his raw form, poobert is a worm with a top hat. however he can transform into anything. poobert is most known for stealing eggs and lungs. pooobert.
person 1: poobert took my lungs
person 2:
person 1:
person 2: (revealing himself to be poobert) GIVE ME YOUR EGS
person 2:
person 1:
person 2: (revealing himself to be poobert) GIVE ME YOUR EGS
by POOBERTISEPIC October 6, 2018
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by Mike Rotchburns 1000 June 10, 2008
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