poobert 

poobert is a god to some. he is everywhere and anywhere always. poobert. in his raw form, poobert is a worm with a top hat. however he can transform into anything. poobert is most known for stealing eggs and lungs. pooobert.

person 1: poobert took my lungs

person 2:

person 1:

person 2: (revealing himself to be poobert) GIVE ME YOUR EGS

poobert by POOBERTISEPIC October 6, 2018

Poobert 

A glowing white girl with bright orange hair that continuously wins the peuter medal (last place) at the board game "sorry." Abbreviations include; Poob, Poobizzle, Poob-mista, Poobie, and The Great Poob.

"Wow Poobert that sucks, you lost again!"
"Run Poobie, run!"

Poobert by Mike Rotchburns 1000 June 10, 2008

poobert 

a cute nickname for anything or anyone. the thing/person can be any size or even an animal. the subject is silly as hell

hello poobert (talking to subject)

poobert by axolotlmoshpit December 23, 2023

Pooberty Boobs 

When breast tissue is still growing, i.e. in puberty. Therefore said breasts take on an odd cone-like shape that is referred to as 'pooberty boobs' due to the assonance.

Dude did you those boobs?
Yeah still pooberty boobs, they'll come in handy soon enough

Pooberty Boobs by RumbleRoreIsGod January 21, 2011

pootertainment 

Entertainment to make the lonely act of pooping more bearable.

I forgot my pootertainment last night, it was like shitting in the 90's

"Why do you still play Candy Crush?" "Because that game is awesome pootertainment"

I went rogue on my pootertainment, read every bottle in my bathroom

pootertainment by aimecc April 28, 2014

Poopertainment 

Pronunciation: \,püp-er-ˈtān-mənt\
Funtion: Noun
Date: 21st century
1: the act of entertaining while taking a poop
2a: amusement or diversion provided especially by a technological device <like an iPhone, MP3 player or other handheld device capable of providing portable entertainment> b: something diverting or engaging: as (1): television (2): magazine or periodical
3: a device or other instrument suited for entertainment purposes that is capable of delaying the standard time it takes to relieve oneself.

"I better not forget to bring my poopertainment with me into the bathroom."

"My iPhone is fully charged, this should provide all the poopertianment I could possibly need."

"If it wasn't for this captivating article I probably would have been done hours ago, poopertainment has really increased my procrastination!"

Poopertainment by JShopinkski March 8, 2010

Pooberty 

When the meal you've ingested becomes mature and begins it's escape from your anus with extreme angst and prejudice. Pooberty often ends in betrayal by shart, trouser chili dogs, or shitting one's self.

Dude ate the biggest burrito I've ever seen! It must have hit pooberty because I saw him running to the turd guzzler leaving a trail of butt-chum behind him...

Pooberty by JohnnyBravo00 September 6, 2016