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Ninja Pooping

The art of layering the surface of toilet water with toilet paper to minimize the sound of splashing.
That's the last time I have Taco Bell for lunch at work. Now I'm going to have to do some ninja pooping.
Ninja Pooping by Extra Mayo January 27, 2013
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poppin' bubbles 

making shit up, saying crap, talking bullshit. like when you pop bubble wrap, its just noise that pisses everyone off except the person poppin' the bubbles
1) Damn, that girl makes up so much crap -- if her lips are moving, she poppin' bubbles.
2) Got in trouble at work today cuz my lying-ass boss wuz poppin' bubbles about my battitude.
3) Damn, she so ratchet -- she need to ditch that nasty weave, stop poppin' bubbles about why she cant find a job & just move her fat ass off the couch.
4) Dude, he actually said that bubble wrap was a legit musical instrument -- the dumbass was poppin' bubbles about poppin' bubbles.
poppin' bubbles by Tulip2u February 28, 2017

pumpin pork chops 

This describes one who is eating Southern food with gusto or having vigorous sex.
Sweet Willie was really pumpin pork chops down at the buffet!
pumpin pork chops by I, Wreckerrr January 1, 2017

Pooping Tom

The act of sneaking into someone else's room, dropping a payload in their toilet, not flushing, and then leaving a note signed 'Pooping Tom' on the toilet seat. Usually occurs in college residence halls.
"Dude, someone left a big, steaming pile of feces in my toilet with a note that said 'Courtesy of the Pooping Tom'!"
Pooping Tom by Rack Jeacher June 11, 2013

Poppin The Hood 

Refers to when a devilishly sly guy asks a girl if he can Pop Her Hood . Poppin The Hood is basically when a guy gets it in on with a girl ...Her Hood being her Female Sex Organ .
This is really a figurative term only a very dirty , naughty and car obsessed (usually foreign) guy would use .
This kind of talk drives some girls crazy (in a good way) and makes some other girls run for the hills ...So guys be aware when you use this term and with whom . (Note: There have been some studies to suggest that this type of talk works on some sexy , older , hot mama types but it's really hit or miss )
Victor ~ " I was Poppin The Hood last nite "

Nick ~ "Ya rite , who's ?"

Victor ~ "Gentlemen never kiss and tell " ;)
Poppin The Hood by Popped January 23, 2013

What's Poppin jimbo? 

What's poppin Jimbo, is a meme that originated from Jimmy newtron the kids TV show, when Jimmy newtron's dad asks him like ''how's you're day?'' But instead says''What's poppin Jimbo?''. This meme is usually used when, you call to one of you're friends, then they say, ''What's poppin Jimbo?''
''Yo, Jeffrey''
''What's poppin Jimbo?''
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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