tim's definitions

fall off the truck

To go crazy.

Jane used to get good grades until she fell off the truck. Now she's locked away in the mental instition and eats her food through a straw all day.

by Tim June 4, 2004

asshell

Cry of derision or dismay, often indicating frustration

Why is That Fucking Seventies Show on twice daily and the Simpsons are only on once?!! Asshell!

by Tim February 6, 2004

retred

like retard, but only cool people say it like vicky

me "dude, sarahs a retred"
vicky "bush is more of a retred"
alice "gay? who said gay, im not gay, who said i was gay? tom whites not gay, shut up!"

by tim January 6, 2005

pusscatore

one who does not perform up
to task feigning injury. one who 'wimps out'

Our boss felt like he was getting a cold and had to go home....he's a real pusscatore.

by Tim March 6, 2003

queerwolf

1. One who is hairy as shit AND homosexual. 2. Can also be used for showing degree.

1. Grady Burgner=QUEERWOLF

2. Do you heart it QUEERWOLF hard?

by tim February 29, 2004

Gaff

mucous or plegm emitted during sneezing or coughing especially when it is projected on to oneself.

damn, i just gaffed on my arm.

by tim December 16, 2003

Asklar

To attempt something psycotic in nature and in character. Usually involving beastiality or a random usage of a sex toy.

I pulled an Asklar last night with a dildo and a donkey/projector.

by Tim January 20, 2005