tim's definitions

push up

The act of raising one's self off the ground when lying down face first by sustaining an erection.

I fell out of bed when we were shaggin', but then I did a push up and she was so impressed we kept goin' all night.

by Tim June 27, 2003

hoffmania

A word used to desribe the excitement and general feeling of elation whilst being around items or conversation that provokes thoughts relating to 'The Hoff'.

The Colonel remarked upon seeing the Baywatch Marathon on Sky Travel to his maid. "I didnt think I still had it in me, but after seeing that opening shot of his trunks I was in 'Hoffmania' I can tell you".

by tim August 20, 2004

wm

washing machine, featurs including "A" class energy rating and MAX FACTOR to dazzle the hunnies with "spin dry" mode

look at wm spin, it's so ill

by Tim March 23, 2003

sauced

Having too much to drink,
Similar words: plastered, hammered, trashed

my mom is sauced after that party

by Tim October 12, 2003

hello you

a moron asdfadfs afdafdaf f
stop requiring all fields to be filled in

hello you is a moron

by Tim December 2, 2003

wednesday

The day after Tuesday and before Thursday

What day is tomorrow?

Wednesday

by Tim February 5, 2005

IPO

Intial pubic offering. the first time your girlfreind lets you shave her 'downstairs."

Dude, i toatally I-P-Oed this hippy chick last night!

by Tim April 26, 2004