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Pompano Beach High

The only reason Pompano Beach High School has any students is because of no school on Fridays.

Teachers show up drunk, sleep with students, and do drugs in their cars.

Favoritism over students is a definite.

Most kids who attend make attempts at being "ghetto" but fail miserably.
"Let's go to Pompano Beach High School!"
"Yeah, they have Fridays off!"

Toney Pompano 

Someone who appears totally normal until they go in for a kiss. Then their mouth becomes strange and down-turned, their chin becomes wrinkly and their puckered lips don't quite touch but instead just awkwardly expose their teeth.
karen: How was your date with Chevaps last night?

Lindsay: Oh man, it was good until he went in for a kiss and turned all Toney Pompano on me.

Karen: OOOOOOHHHHH DEAAAAAARRRRR... let's get you to sanitation services immediately.

Pompano Beach 

When I come in from any other planet I first land in Pompano Beach, Florida.

pompados 

A person who is a mixture of pompous and douche-bag .
Look at this pompados with tribal tattoo's explaining to a waitress that he is "Gluten-Free"
pompados by DJ U53L355 March 19, 2016

Pompano Lilies 

A yellow and silver striped flower which emits a powerful fish scent. The first pompano lily was first discovered in the mountain town of Crundor. Along with hogs and swamp people, the Crugas has been known to occasionally indulge in the plant.
"Can one of you pipe-hittin’ bitches pass me some broiled pompano lilies"
Pompano Lilies by Rowan1231 July 11, 2018
guy 1: Let’s go to pompano

guy2: What’s pompano

guy 1: Best hood ever