Someone who appears totally normal until they go in for a kiss. Then their mouth becomes strange and down-turned, their chin becomes wrinkly and their puckered lips don't quite touch but instead just awkwardly expose their teeth.
karen: How was your date with Chevaps last night?
Lindsay: Oh man, it was good until he went in for a kiss and turned all Toney Pompano on me.
Karen: OOOOOOHHHHH DEAAAAAARRRRR... let's get you to sanitation services immediately.
A yellow and silver striped flower which emits a powerful fish scent. The first pompano lily was first discovered in the mountain town of Crundor. Along with hogs and swamp people, the Crugas has been known to occasionally indulge in the plant.
"Can one of you pipe-hittinβ bitchespass me some broiled pompano lilies"