20 definitions by Extra Mayo

I think Sarah's going to unfriend me if I don't give her a Facebook job the next few days.

"Ricky always gets a lot of likes, but his Facebook Worth is really low."

Man, I don't trust that Rey. He's such a facecreeper.

"I love Macklemore. He's so talented."

"No he's not. Macklemore was created by a gay record company executive with the sole intent to steal Grammys from black people."

"When I walked in I kind of freaked out because there was a two #1 one #2 situation going on."

Don't invite Tiffany to the party. She is like Walking Linkedin. Everyone's going to want to leave.

I never took Chris for a FBJ'er, but he was kind of creepy to women.