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pile-o-tricks 

pile-o-tricks — How the word “politics” is said in Black Barber Shops in major metropolitan urban centers. The use of this word recognizes the “Charlie Brown” reality that “Lucy will move the American ball” whenever any minority group makes progress.

*** More women, and minorities in college: change the admission rules — pile-o-tricks!!!!!

*** More women in the workforce and not at home: change the abortion laws — pile-o-tricks!!!!!!

*** More minority voting: gerrymandering —pile-o-tricks!!!!!!!!!

*** Develop a work skill: the fine fine print of your contract has a non-competition clause. You can’t do the same job in 200 mile radius of your place of employment for more money — PILE-O-TRICKS!!!!!!

*** Too many immigrants: ignore the poem Emma Lazarus poem: New Colossus on the Statue of Liberty — PILE-O-TRICKS!!!!!

*** White Domestic Terrorism: Boys will be boys —PILE-O-TRICKS!!!!!!!!!!

It’s almost certain that no matter which side of the “football” you’re on; you can come up with your own examples. Just say the quiet part out loud!

The Charlie Brown analogy is based on the theory that Charlie Brown is a high-yellow Black child with Alopecia Areata — remember, we never see any of the parents in any Peanuts comics or cartoons. Prove me wrong.

Do the research!!!!!

And remember: “Grit your teeth Charlie Brown; lace up your shoes; screw up your determination; and, GRIT YOUR TEETH!!!!! Kick that ball Charlie Brown…KICK THAT BALL!!!!!!!!
It’s all pile-o-tricks and lawyers man! I found a tech job just like mine making twice as much money. Aced the interview and the test only to find out that my company has me under a non-competition contract; and, I can’t be hired by another company. They called where I worked and I got fired because they found out I was looking for a job. Pile-o-tricks, man…PILE-O-TRICKS.
Related Words
Piblet • pible • Pibler • piglet • pile • pile driver • Pibble • pibe • piledrive • pibling

Piledriver 

In BDSM, a bondage position used by the female dominant to peg her male submissive partner.

The submissive is lying on his back with his legs tied high above his head, causing his ass to be raised up in the air. For added restriction, his hands may also be bound. The bondage provides natural support for a sex position which can otherwise be tiring to sustain.

The female dominant has complete access to his exposed anus, enabling her to penetrate him deeply and give him the full strap-on treatment while she is in complete control. Prostate stimulation is easily achieved, and the submissive will often moan in pain or pleasure while the dominant fucks him hard and fast.

Some submissives may also find the position to be humiliating or degrading, which can be a turn on for both partners.
Her slave was bound in the piledriver position and she fucked him senseless with the full length of her 10" strap-on dildo ploughing deep into his slutty ass.
Piledriver by robroysub May 1, 2020

puss pile 

A group of cats sleeping in a cute pile for comfort.
Look mommy, there is a puss pile!
puss pile by I, Wreckerrr October 20, 2020

Pilegash 

"Pee-leg-gosh", of Hebrew origin, a "purchased wife". She is supposed to be monogamous, but, her husband probably "permanently hired" her because his first wife could not have children. Or, his first wife may have hired her, in which case the children would belong to the first wife. Kind of like a surrogate mother, but, surrogate mother & wife.
Nowadays, "players" (players are honest about womanizing, whereas cheaters hide it) use pilegash as a term for extra wives (polygyny). Some are Fundementalist Mormons.
Pilegash by Kahdlibber October 15, 2017

dawg pile 

This is a group of Georgia sports fans sleeping in a pile after excessive celebration!
The UGA fans slept in a drunken dawg pile after beating Kentucky!
dawg pile by I, Wreckerrr November 13, 2020

The Alaskan Pancake Pile Driver Upside Down Milk Machine 

A complex sexual position in which an Alaskan woman is tied naked upside down to a maple tree, covered in syrup, and milked before being humped.
The Alaskan Pancake Pile Driver Upside Down Milk Machine is a common maneuver in the northern outskirts of Canada, where the act will not be interfered with by law enforcement, as it is illegal.
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