455 definitions by brian

boosher

someone who sucks at life.

Damn Alan, why do always screw everything up. You are such a boosher.

by brian April 19, 2005

Sexify

1. The Act of getting Sexy.
2. The process of getting ready to impress the ladies.

"I will be right back, I have to go sexify myself for this evening."

by brian March 29, 2005

gwardo

Slang term for cigarette, or "to smoke"

"Pass me a gwardo."

"Let's go gwardo on the porch."

by brian October 17, 2003

taco fest

when a whole bunch of guys get together at someones house and eat a bunch of taco bell tacos until they develop explosive diarrhea

Last night we had a huge taco fest, and i crapped my pants multiple times.

by brian October 30, 2004

blue bombaroo

well really it just like skiing but instead four people are involved, yes, that is correct, three dudes, preferably wingmen, and on hot semi classy girl. this semi classy girl gives the two men who are small in the pants hand jobs but gives the larger man head. its good fun and the girl only needs to be semi drunk.

dude, there is only one hot girl on this retreat that will give us action. but there is three of us.

lets get a blue bombaroo.

SWEET

well i am 8inches so she will suck my cock.

well we will take what we can get.

by brian March 5, 2005

trainer

A program for a computer game that enables cheating.

Grand Theft Auto III has trainers that allow you to have infinite ammunition.

by brian December 5, 2003

ports

short for the ciggarette New Ports

common dawg, lemme bum a port from ya..

by brian September 13, 2004