Adjective describing one who reveres material possessions; ie
jacked up trucks, corvettes, big gold chains, large dogs, in hopes of making themselves feel better about their tiny penis. Often
actually advertises this fact.
The jerk who cut me off in that Toyota mini pickup with the 36" lift and
the giant brush guard was
obviously peniscule.
Could he be more peniscule than wearing that huge 70's gold
medallion over his hairy chest with his shirt unbuttoned?