Penisitude 

A combination of the words penis and attitude, it is a lifestyle choice centered around compensating for a small penis.

Girl: See that 50 years balding white guy driving that spotless F450? That’s some serious penisitude right there.
Guy: *shouting* SORRY ABOUT YOUR PENIS, BRO!

Penisitude by UnableToThinkClearly June 17, 2018

penistude 

Strictly manly, heavily masculine attitude.

Jack: He is a man of great penistude.
Jill: True that.

penistude by Decimus December 1, 2006

penisite

a man with a small penis

My eleven year old brother is a penisite being that he has not yet reached puberty.

penisite by Hermione Wannabe March 3, 2007

peripitude 

A reference to an inside joke, story, or event. Similar to, but more private than, a reference or allusion.

Dan inserted a peripitude into the middle of his speech and winked at Shane, knowing he was the only one in the crowd of thousands who got the joke.

peripitude by John Bowen February 29, 2008

penisitus

When your penis grows to be too big and causes the nerves in most of your lower body to go directly to your penis, therefore there are not enough nerve endings in your legs and feet causing the person to have extreme difficulty walking or performing simple tasks involving the legs or causing the legs and feet to be rendered completely useless in more severe cases. Penisitus is usually self diagnosed and incurable.

If you keep eating all that meat with growth hormones in it , you're going to get penisitus before the end of your puberty.

penisitus by Soda_pop March 11, 2016

Peniside 

The scientific name of those who are like pests but also fit in the derogatory category of “dicks”

My neighbor bill is a notorious peniside and he stole my wife ..

Peniside by Chanco20 May 16, 2018

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019